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    Wycombe game live on SKY - oh dear

    Woah, that'll really send them for the hills! A clear message has already been sent to Sisu, the media and other fans. It's quite evident that the latter two don't really give a fuck and even if they did, what could they do? Sisu will be here until the day the accounts team tell them it's not...
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    7 points away from safety and bottom

    Does anyone really care anymore? I feel numb to all this. Someone pull the plug and be done with it.
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    SLADE OUT!!

    Useless baldy bastard. I wouldn't hire him to wash my car.
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    Religious intolerance

    May the Cruise be with you brethren.
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    Things that annoy you

    I think tattoos are pointless as well. Some people think getting a tattoo is some kind of great sacrifice or personal accomplishment. It's ink on your skin, nothing more than a picture on a wall. Plus it often looks terrible.
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    Religious intolerance

    Anyone else here a Scientologist?
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    Lose the Gut Thread (Following on from New Year's Resolution)

    Is that calorie controlled? I never realised how dependent I was on refined carbs like potatoes, bread, rice, pasta etc but now I've realised I'm never bloated and I don't have the dreaded after lunch tiredness. I love sugary food too but now I'm not particularly interested in it. Again, no...
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    Lose the Gut Thread (Following on from New Year's Resolution)

    Every Christmas I go for it and eat, drink and laze about like a complete degenerate. I usually end up putting around a stone on and then shift it over the coming months. This time though I wanted it gone quickly and happened to find a book called The Blood Sugar Diet. It's basically a no carb...
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    Turgid

    Slade is a lower division hoofball merchant who joined for a quick pay day. Useless baldy bastard.
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    Film Thread 2016

    Sully was okay but lacked any cutting edge. Flight with Denzel Washington is quite similar but much better in every aspect.
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    Another Nice..but this time in Berlin

    I have no desire to enage any further with some colonist sympathiser scum.
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    GMK

    There were times I was in tears at some of the stuff in GMK. It was a great mix of wind up merchants and wierdos but it still had enough football talk to keep casual readers happy. I agree with Otis about this forum being the opposite. Gmk was an asylum where as this is more of a library. The...
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    Another Nice..but this time in Berlin

    As a result of the filth that was the British army murdering and pillaging their way through Ireland. You reap what you sow, motherfucker.
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    Match Thread Coventry v Sheff Utd Match Thread - Thursday 15th Dec

    But unike Alan Partridge, Venus won't have the last laugh. Erm, I don't know how to break this to you.....
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    Match Thread Coventry v Sheff Utd Match Thread - Thursday 15th Dec

    It's time for a fan protest against the protesting fans I think.
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    Keys & Gray have a go at SISU

    Every time Keys speaks I feel a profound sense of pride in the zoo keeper who trained him.
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    So how many of you........

    Personally I find the idea revolting. I mean, who wants a team named after an overly sweet energy drink? Coca Cola Coventry would be far better.
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    Match Thread Coventry v MK Dons Match Thread - Saturday 26th Nov

    That makes us a less than nothing team.
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    The Missing

    Yeah he's the only constant theme between both seasons and although it's not imperative to watch both his character development would be best viewed from s1 to s2.