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    Michael Doyle

    So someone with just the right amount of Doyle but not too much Doyle? Is too much Doyle a bad thing? Do Doyles spoil?
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    20,000 tonight at Sheffield United

    You're taking the term glory hunting too literally. It's used to label people who only turn up for the big games. You picked the three biggest games in recent history. These may not be huge games on a global scale but relative to recent history they are the most glamorous outings the club have...
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    20,000 tonight at Sheffield United

    If you're a fan you can't jump on the bandwagon. The bandwagon jumpers are more often than not people out for the piss up or those that support Man Utd, Arsenal etc who have Coventry as their second team.
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    20,000 tonight at Sheffield United

    The bandwagon would need several wheel changes due to all the clambouring glory supporters jumping on board. Coventry harbours a huge amount of these creatures.
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    GMK Role Check

    I abandoned ship for a year or so towards the end so probably missed a fair amount. I remember him mostly getting stick for being fat and ginger but also a lot for his discount website The Badger's Den which I must admit I did join in with a little :p
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    GMK Role Check

    It was mostly Mole and his hundred other usernames that attacked him most viciously if I remember correctly. Then when he tried to come back at them he didn't have the necessary streak of evil to come out on top. He also shared a lot of his real life information which was suicide on GMK.
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    Mowbray signs (Melton Mowbray that is)

    Which has completely ruined the joke.
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    GMK Role Check

    Yeah, he was the pompous scarf wearing guy wasn't he? I remember having a few battles with him, Curtis, Bob Bones and many others. The meltdowns and flounces were always amazing. I wish the old site was archived.
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    Film Thread 2015

    I thought it was a really fun and clever film which makes James Bond look even duller and up it's own arse. The church scene is one of the best things I've seen in a film for a while. However I had two gripes. The brutal in your face product placement and the bit at the end of the film where the...
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    anyone know of any good Tv, phone and broadband packages

    I called them up to cancel after the latest increase. They offered me 50% off my bill for the next 6 months. I took it and will cancel after that as I'm sick to death of them.
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    GMK Role Check

    It was a very funny and bewildering forum full of trolls and clued up fans alike then Knowl came along and handed out admin roles to too many sensitive little souls who ultimately turned it all a bit too safe. The fact that it was on a shite server that rarely worked kind of ruined it too.
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    breaking bad

    I wouldn't say there were episodes where nothing really happens but there may have been a few episodes that were underplayed and that's because the whole point of the show was to play out the little incremental changes that turn Walter White from an all round nice guy to complete evil genius...
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    advice...

    Bring lube. Lots of lube....
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    Talks with Mowbray to continue

    Talks... Sisu: Tony, we'll give you £20 a week. Mowbray: Bugger off. Sisu: Okay, we'll give you £20 a week plus some new shoe laces. Mowbray: Bugger off. Sisu: We love your no nonsense style Mowsy! £25 a week every third week of the month. Mowbray: Bugger off. This will carry on for...
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    For the Frank haters

    I love his creativity. That post match vine has won him at least a 12 month contract in my eyes.
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    Football League Highlights move to Channel 5

    What a trio of hateful baldy c*nts.
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    new kit details

    The home kit will be blue and because it's new it will instil some kind of unfounded hope that the team will play better for it.
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    Callum's bright future

    Our Callum.. I'm so proud. I may just buy myself a cupcake in celebration of the untold riches our kid will receive.
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    How Big Is The Game On Sunday?

    Players that don't seem to give a shit and a manager that is free to leave after the game... It's like watching The Titanic and willing the ship not to sink at the end.
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