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    Chaplin Spotted Eating a Post Match Happy Meal

    He couldn't finish it.
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    World Cup Winner?

    Sub human scum.
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    It’s no surprise

    So, what you're saying is that #risetogether is meaningless and made up and that the idea of solidarity and loyalty in football is absurd and only played on to sell season tickets and shirts to pay for the reptilian owners crazed blood lust and decadent lifestyles?
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    Bids for McNulty / McNulty to Reading

    I never trusted McNulty. He had the air of a weasel about him. Little eyes darting around everywhere like he'd drank a gallon of Irn Bru.
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    Lego Ricoh Arena Model (Or something?)

    What is that? A stadium for ants!?
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    Pre and post Wembley plans

    I will awaken upon the first bird song and feast on Nutrigrain bars until my blood sugar spikes to pre diabetic levels. At this point I'll hit the gym and do several stretches before downing five cans of special brew and a few luke warm cocktail sausages to even out my blood sugar. I'll then...
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    Divorce

    Married Red Pill: Sexual strategy for men in marriage or long term relationships • /r/marriedredpill
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    Lose the Gut Thread (Following on from New Year's Resolution)

    Stick with a good amount of protein and fat during the day. Some carbs are good post workout but we're talking a handful of pasta rather than a plate of spuds. A banana an hour before usually gives me a good bit of extra energy. Successful running is all in the breathing. Breath deeply in and...
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    Divorce

    Yeah 16 years is definitely long. It sounds like you went about things the right way. I'm in a relationship now and she always talks about engagement and wants marriage but I'm very content with just living our lives together and seeing how things go. I'll not be rushed into such a massive...
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    Slade

    Head like a fucking orange.
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    Divorce

    Early days yet, your mum is probably on Tinder scoping out other men [emoji15] There are exceptions to the rule of course. Congratulations to them!
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    Divorce

    I think marriage is a crock of shit and something women have been brainwashed into believing is some kind of fairytale ultimate goal in life that will make everything golden and perfect. Men go along with it becuase they like the sex and think it will continue. Then after a year or two the...
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    Film Thread 2017

    Split - 7/10 The more I think on this film the less I like it. It has a very appealing instant likeabilty to it. That's mostly spurned on by McAvoy's really well rounded performance. Overall though it's not much more than a cheap thrills B movie. Also the ending is pretty weak. Still worth a...
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    Match Thread Oldham v Coventry Match Thread - Saturday 11th Feb

    I think he has some kind of National Trust protected status he's been here that long. Ugly fucker has to be built around rather than knocked down.
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    Match Thread Oldham v Coventry Match Thread - Saturday 11th Feb

    I think Slade the band would do a better job.
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    Film Thread 2017

    Does a film need character development? Especially one that focuses on one particular event? I get where you're coming from but in my mind Amy Adams perfectly portrayed a confused yet very intelligent woman trying to overcome personal and professional hurdles. Even Jeremy Renner was good and...
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    Coventry City - Best player ever

    Deliver his milk? Is that a euphemism?
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    Wycombe game live on SKY - oh dear

    I'll pitch in with 50p on under 1.5 goals.
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    Film Thread 2017

    *Spoilers* The dream sequences are important becuase it's basically her travelling through time with the gift aliens give her. It doesn't really make sense until the end though. I think it's a film that would get better on a second viewing. I thought it was a very clever and ultimately moving...
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