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    Things that annoy you

    Was there ever a time when the general public had manners? I'm in my early 30s and have a feeling things are getting worse but that's possibly just me becoming resentful and miserable because I can't go to clubs anymore and young girls look through me as if I were a mere pane of glass. I hope...
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    Things that annoy you

    I always tell myself I won't go back but I'm a sucker for the big screens and sound. It makes some films far better e.g Hackshaw Ridge. I'm starting to lose my rag more and more though. This absolute pig of a man was literally shovelling popcorn into his face before a screening of Halloween...
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    Things that annoy you

    Mark Kermode wrote a cinema code of conduct that all cinemas should be legally made to enforce.
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    Religious bloodlust

    Why should a Christian that doesn't believe in gay marriage make a cake that flies in the face of his belief? They didn't refuse service because the customer was gay, anyone ordering that cake would have been refused so it wasn't a case of discrimination. As correctly ruled in the supreme court...
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    Things that annoy you

    It amuses me how they repackage the same old shit in green, gold or red colours with the word festive on it to give it the illusion of being grand. Ooh look, festive black bin bags!
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    London stabbings...

    I agree. Since Rick Parfitt died it just doesn't work anymore.
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    Things that annoy you

    Shops selling Christmas food that goes out of date in November.
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    Things that annoy you

    It's very 2016.
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    Things that annoy you

    How would that help? Being in the same room, listening to each other eat?
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    London stabbings...

    Yeah that's the one. They're so brash and relaxed about it. They even seem to get offended when the driver won't just hand the moped over. Judge Dredd style executions would sort these scum out.
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    London stabbings...

    I watched a video about takeaway delivery drivers in London. In certain areas they will almost certainly get chased and attacked for their mopeds. They film it with helmet cams. These animals come out of nowhere with baseball bats and knives and steal the mopeds for whatever gang related...
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    Louis Theroux

    Kid: Daddy, can I be a fireman when I grow up? Dad: Excuse me?! It's fireperson! And we haven't assigned you a gender yet! Kid: But I'm a boy, I checked online, I have male genitalia. Dad: What the fuck?! Did you just assume that because you have a dick that you're male? Just wait til I...
  13. fellatio_Martinez

    Things that annoy you

    When I was a kid my mum really instilled the idea in me that loud eating was really bad manners and she hated it too. So it's either hereditary or I was conditioned somehow. I like this theory - Why being unable to stand noisy eaters might make you a genius
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    Things that annoy you

    Jesus, we're the same person! I was loading the iPlayer earlier and it was taking ages while my girlfriend was eating. I didn't know what to do with myself. I wish could ignore it but I can't.
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    Louis Theroux

    That whole conversation was very awkward and bizarre. Gerry suggesting he'd try a threesome and then his wife's disgust at the thought was truly pathetic. Louis is a master and his subtle little digs and loaded questions go under the radar because he's so nice and personable. When Joe, his...
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    Things that annoy you

    God bless you. Wish her a happy 80th from me!
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    Louis Theroux

    Bob is living the dream. Wife doesn't want much sex? Get another one that does while the first one does the cooking and cleaning and call it polygamy!
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    Louis Theroux

    That crazy fake smile and laugh he does is so telling. The man is on the verge of a breakdown I think.
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    Things that annoy you

    There's not many of us about who hate noisy eaters. I often get frustrated by loud chewing, crunching etc, it really boils my blood and I have no control over it. But if someone asks why I'm agitated and I mention the food noises they just laugh as if it's a really trivial thing. Eat your...
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