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My great grandfather fought on the beaches of Normandy so we could have the freedom to spank goalkeepers.

I'm relatively healthy but it all goes to piss at the weekend. I run 2-3 times a week but only 3 miles a time because any longer causes injuries I think. I love lifting heavy weights and it's something I recommend to anyone. You feel better and stronger in every aspect of your life and it also...

Much ado about nothing.

You can't referee passion.

Personally I don't give a toss. The FA cup is about as prestigious as a Gregg's sausage roll these days.

It's all about money. Shirt sponsors complained to the FA that the removal of shirts meant their brand wasn't visible at the most important time. So they clamped down on it because football is all about money now.

We need to score more than them to win to be fair. Looks like a game of two halves.

Haha I've never watched those shows but that's a good point. I think in general that the majority of the viewing public don't think beyond the surface of what they see. They don't consider the cameras etc. I was speaking to a guy who loves Gogglebox and he genuinely believed that there is a...

Lying in bed on a freezing cold morning while your partner has to get up early and you have the day off. Extra points for letting off a rip roaring fart when they say goodbye before wrapping up and sleeping in until the afternoon.

Apparently originally he stuck some of them in empty offices because he had no jobs for them. Then a few went public and even tried to sue so he eventually gave them real jobs for a year. I imagine the BBC cough up the £100k or whatever prize money so he's winner either way. I just think that...

I think the decline started after they changed the prize. Previously the prize was a job working for Sugar in his established business. This meant the candidates were in it for the genuine reason of wanting to get a well paid job and Sugar whittled them down to the person he thought he could...

The editing on this show has become very crude and jarring. At the BA presentation they kept cutting to the crowd laughing their bollocks off even when whatever was said wasn't even funny. This was to obviously enhance the feeling that these guys are morons but it was too obvious and had the...

I've heard lots of stories about him. Supposed to be a right cock head. His personality is the complete opposite of his TV persona of Mr happy chappy. Supposedly he would scream at runners and junior production staff if they looked him in the eye.

I wonder what Dianne Abbott has to say about all of this? She's always so level headed and honest.

Well I've heard it all now. A man is trying to legally reduce his age because he doesn't feel it. What a nob. Dutch man, 69, starts legal fight to identify as 20 years younger

I think Google started with good intentions but have grown to be this huge insanely powerful beast that has influence in governments around the world. Elon Musk said something that blew my mind. He thinks that the human race will be controlled by AI in the not too distant future and that we...

Imagine if they had guns in London fam? Blam blam blad.

Google and a lot of apps definitely listen in on your conversations and they're not even trying to cover it up. The next time you install a new app, look at the permissions it asks for. It wants access to your mic, messages, contacts etc and usually it's an app that doesn't require any of that...

The conception, I imagine, originated from pure gallows humour that was very possibly hilarious to those involved. We all laugh at sick stuff in the comfort of our own homes. Putting it online was the biggest mistake they ever made because everything online is taken literally and without...