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    Netflix - Making a murderer

    He deserves life in prison for what he did to that cat. #pussyjustice
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    2 More Events at the Ricoh (Chris Tarrant and Soccer Saturday)

    Tarrant apparently lives in a Travel lodge now. I've heard he's a right c**t. He sits at the breakfast buffet every morning hogging the toaster and telling everyone how he's outlived Cheggers and has "had the last laugh". He also hates Noel Edmunds intensely for his luscious mane of hair and...
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    Even Bon Jovi are mocking us now....

    They have written some great songs no doubt. I had no idea how their career was going until I saw that they're supporting Bon Jovi and now I realise they're an album away from I'm a celebrity.
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    Even Bon Jovi are mocking us now....

    Jon Von Boni is greyer than a wet weekend in Hull and he can't sing for shit anymore. The manic street preachers would be fun to watch just to see the downfall of what used to be a respected indie band.
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    Fracking

    The only positives are that it's using our own resources instead of e.g Russian / Norwegian gas and therefore will make it cheaper (arguably) and it creates job. The massive environmental impact far outweighs those positives but all the massive energy companies and the government see is...
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    Sisu - My message to you

    Ah yes, what better way to communicate with a privately owned hedge fund than with a fan forum that they don't read.
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    Fracking

    I watched a documentary a few years ago called Gasland. It's about the effects of fracking on a rural area in America. It's made by a guy with a camera and he just goes around the area filming residents and hearing what they have to say and documenting evidence. It was truly horrible. To see...
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    Should you be able to have a beer when watching the game at The Ricoh?

    Isn't it obvious? Alcohol makes people louder and more inclined to sing and create a buzz. Also, the type of scum that would cause trouble wouldn't pay £4-5 for a pint so I don't think we should worry too much about them. I'd at least give it a trial run.
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    Should you be able to have a beer when watching the game at The Ricoh?

    Jesus, I can't believe the amount of fannies worrying about spilled beer. It's football not a night at the ballet.
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    Should you be able to have a beer when watching the game at The Ricoh?

    Yes, 100% If someone is taking the piss and is causing trouble then deal with them but I reckon most fans would behave and it'd make for a better atmosphere at most grounds.
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    Bob Mortimer

    The fishing show is like an unscripted version of The Trip. It's pleasant and heartfelt but I think it's far too morbid for it's own good sometimes.
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    Match Thread Bradford City vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 23rd Oct

    Just got home from a day down the mine, booted up teletext to see we only won by two and conceded two! The wife's locked herself in the kitchen cos I'm that fuming.
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    Match Thread Bradford City vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Tuesday 23rd Oct

    Revels, the sweet of choice for the mentally unwell.
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    Bob Mortimer

    I hate most people but love Bob Mortimer. I can't think of another comedian that catches me off guard as much as him. You just never know what he'll come out with but it's consistently funny and really imaginative. The Chris Rea egg bath story is something only Bob could come up with. I think...
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    Match Thread Southend United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 20th Oct

    I'm so ruddy pumped that I might add a wedge of lime to my Saturday night bottle of Corona.
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    Match Thread Southend United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 20th Oct

    That's because people are going soft and would rather go for a pre match soy milk latte in Starbucks than a pint. Slags.
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    Micky Adams Book

    I can't imagine why Mickey Adams would be bitter. After his meteoric rise to manager of Sligo town, Mickey has retired from football safe in the knowledge that he's seen and done it all. Said Mickey Adams.
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