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    LED Car Lights, Spotlights ETC

    As it happens....whilst driving back up the A34 after weekend at Butlins Bognor Regis (Winter wonderland spectacular) last Sunday I noticed 2 intensely bright lights in the distance, as they got closer I was convinced I was about to be an unwilling participant in an close encounter of the third...
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    Well, they might just be our rivals again next season

    That's so precious, did that big meany say something that hurt you in your safe space?
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    Football league show

    It's absolute dog shit, from the presenters to the guests to the format to the pointless audience, it makes channel 9 from the Fast Show look like a serious sports news outlet.
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    Arsene Wenger's arch nemesis..

    I doubt it. If a zip gives him this much grief, securely fastening a seat belt would be way beyond his means.
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    Arsene Wenger's arch nemesis..

    He did and it was very funny, but I didn't shock me because the bloke is such a tool, I'm surprised he even remembers to breath, But Wenger is not a stupid man and he seems to be stumped by a process that's technical equal is the turning on of a light switch?
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    Arsene Wenger's arch nemesis..

    That's no excuse, Iv'e watched this man do the same thing about 10 times? I'm yet to see Stevie Wonder do it.
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    Arsene Wenger's arch nemesis..

    .......the humble zip. I was upstairs when the Arsenal v Norwich game kicked off when my lad shouted up to me "Dad, you gotta come and see this, Wenger can't do his zip up again". Through the wizardry of Tivo I was able to rewind and watch him struggle yet again to complete this most basic of...
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    Forgotten garbage...

    Kevin Kyle...............has to be in the top 3 worst Cov players of all time. He came in like he was the best thing to ever happen to us, acted like he was too big for the club, played like shit, lazy as fuck, bitched and cried when the fans gave him a hard time because he didn't live up to...
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    RT News Claims Islamic 'Time Bomb' is imminent in UK

    Religion is bullshit, it should not be respected, taught to children in our schools, pandered to by politicians or be forgiven as an excuse for someone to get offended. Religion is a personal belief system that that should be kept to one's self and should be ridiculed every single day by those...
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    Old record shops in town

    When I saw this thread i thought " I bet Bang In Tunes don't get a mention" so good on you! The Acid House, Rave, Dance scene was my absolute passion but It was so hard to get the latest vinyl, even the Indy / alternative record shops didn't stock it (when they did it was months out of date)...
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    RT News Claims Islamic 'Time Bomb' is imminent in UK

    It's not that hard to become radical when you live your life by a fictional book (that you believe is real) that just wants the end of times and promotes 'this life' as worthless, that Kafirs must die, and that death is just the start of a better life where the best roles are given to the most...
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    Additional Security Checks on Saturday - Get There Early!

    I will be there with my whole family because I'm not a reactionary, drama queen.
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    German football report alert

    Only for the Gill's defense.....
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    The sky just turned bright sky blue

    **UPDATE** .......after rather awkward, curtain twitching, binocular investigation (behind a welding mask) it would seem he has replaced his old halogen unit with an LED one (saving the planet). However, as the last light could be triggered by snail sex three gardens away, it would seem this...
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    The sky just turned bright sky blue

    I wouldn't worry about it, I'm pretty sure it's just my neighbour testing out his new 2,000,000 lumen security light he has just bought to replace the 1,000,000 unit he had. Not being happy enough with his previous light, which goes off all night, directly shining through my bedroom window with...
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    German football report alert

    These spanners will say anything to be first to deliver 'Breaking News' even if it's bullshit.
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    German football report alert

    I would be very surprised if the ambulance story was legit. If it is, the Germans will look an absolute joke.
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    Anyone know what's going on in town?

    It seems this has become quite the popular spot for this sort of activity, I was stuck in traffic at the same spot a few months back for the same reason.
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