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    Marcus Tudgay

    1. How did I edit your post? 2. What the fuck are you about?
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    Bury match thread

    As Cov supporters we have all been through this, fair play to the players that came over to the Bury fans, but I get how the Bury fans feel.
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    Marcus Tudgay

    I have never seen myself as a song writer but I will take that as a complement ;)
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    Marcus Tudgay

    Have you never seen the polio riddled caliper wearing semi pro league? It was big stuff at the turn of the last century, just after the first world war? Every time a player scored they would run over and slap a women for acting hysterical and she would instantly fall in love with them.
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    VILLA LOSING ha ha

    I don't get why everyone is calling bullshit on the pocket phone thing? surely we have all been victims of our phones downloading images of expensive cars, saving them to file, logging in to our twitter accounts, uploading the file and then posting it whilst in our pockets?
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    Walking Dead Season 6

    I have never watched it, but as a popular American TV series, i bet (even though being hunted by brain thirsty zombies, who jump out and kill people at every chance) not one person has ever shouted "what the poo (poop) is that" let alone 'what the cunting fuck is that fucking thing, fucking...
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    If you could ask any celebrity alive or dead a question what would it be

    Fair enough, better safe than sorry. I would have gone for the 'Dirty Sanchez' myself.
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    Viola Beach

    They had a '2 door cinema club' sound about them but with a more interesting lead singer. Listening to an 'eye witness' account, it seems they were going quick when they came up to the bridge and hit a car that was waiting in line and got flipped over the barrier.
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    If you could ask any celebrity alive or dead a question what would it be

    What about tickling your balls at the same time? Not to ask we be a serious error with just 1 question... surely?
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    Viola Beach

    My daughter knew of them, but I didn't. I've just had a look at some of the live BBC stuff and even though it was a little raw, they had a nice sound and would have gone on to greater things. Talent aside, this is very sad and I can only feel for the families, they must be devastated.
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    If you could ask any celebrity alive or dead a question what would it be

    The JFK thing is a bit fishy though.
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    If you could ask any celebrity alive or dead a question what would it be

    Or you could just ask Buzz Aldrin and he would probably try and punch you in the face, like he does to people who ask this question. Or you could take a look at the many hours of video footage, thousands of photographs, scientific samples and voice recordings on the NASA website. Failing that...
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    Westerners are out of control

    Cringe.
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    Bit early but where in the world are we holidaying this year

    Probably do Spain early as we have family there, hoping to go Tornado chasing in America End of May and my daughter is going out to Australia in July to visit Family so I'm toying with that.........if I'm still alive.
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    Flat Earth

    So..........................let's bring this thread back on track, the only reason 99.999% of people defend the idea of a flat Earth (even though they rarely say it) is because it is alluded in the bible, and to say otherwise would show the text as fallible. People of faith will always use the...
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    Flat Earth

    Wow...I hope this is a joke, if not, I'm surprised that you remember to breathe .
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    Flat Earth

    I wouldn't bother, you will just be 'spoon fed' a pair of glasses that some 'crazy scientists' have spent years perfecting hoping to correct sight loss.....crazy bastards!
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    Flat Earth

    You are ware that we have people, in space, orbiting and observing our planet as we speak, and we have done since the 1960's.
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    Litter

    I have a lovely (but hard work) hedge that runs down the side of my house and partially across the front, this hedge was planted when the house was built in 1919, over the last few years it has become, to some cretins, the best place for them to stuff drinks cans, bottles, kebabs and the...
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