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I heard that Clive has been selected to become a Catholic priest. So his focus will soon turn from ball boys to altar boys.

EDIT: I misread and thought you'd written 'stealing autos'. Feel silly now. Oh well, enjoy the tune.

I don't believe their supporters have any influence over the manager and team. Moreover, they might even need to win themselves...

I've spoken to Mark and you wouldn't believe how chuffed he is that you've left the decision to him.

He seems like a lovely lad.

Is that Giddings stifling a laugh just after he reads it?

I'm sorry everyone that was me and my troupe... it was 'poof'. We are a magic act and we kept making things disappear.

Finishing the game with 11 on the field would be a good start! No idea how this will pan out but it's a real six-pointer. Can we stop Pompey's rush to the top?

Are they really all from Bristol?

You want to have a word with your heart. My heart is Panglossian about all city games. It's my kidneys that imagine we'll be offal. Offal... lol... geddit?

Crikey, if I had a pound for every time I met someone with insecurities resembling the johnson/cummings coup of disenabling any journalists that are pro-european with reporting on the tragedy of brexit. And calling for justice and distorting the truth...

The Three Ms: Motivation; Motivation; Motivation.

Sorry to read about your lack of wrobibs past match and llayer ratinfs. If you let me know what they are and they have some in Tescos I'll buy some for you. :)

Just writing what I see. I don't follow anyone from the Far Right so I wouldn't see them. Just looked at the comments of his latest tweet. I stopped after a while - so maybe there are some Right Wingers attacking him further down - but at the top it's Leftist after Leftist.

Yeah, I agree. It's the Corbynistas attacking him.

Just had a call saying they are about to renew Amazon Prime and charge me - and press 1 to cancel. Then put through to someone. They then ask for bank details and hung up on me when I wouldn't give them. Now found it's a new scam. Beware - it's a recorded robot message and everything - quite...

Bob Mortimer takes the piss out of the networking type very well with his 'train guy'

There's a lot of people on Twitter giving David Baddiel lots of stick for being racist - because he wore a dreads wig in his footy show with Frank Skinner and took the piss out of Jason Lee's haircut. I thought it was just blokes joshing each other. It's a minefield.

I think you're right. And also the inner-suspicion that nothing I have to say is of any interest to others or that I'd be showing off. Do you act too? Just got back into it after 30 years of not having the time due to work. :)

Some people have lucky pants. Some lucky numbers. Baka has lucky dreads and long may it continue. Hope he builds on his performance mid-week and realises his full potential.