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  1. mrtrench

    Video Goal of the Month | February Nominations

    None of those goals deserve to lose. All great team goals - even the O'Hare goal (the most solo effort there) benefits from Godden pulling left which leaves the full back hesitating to give him room.
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    Ipswich Fan In Peace

    Best wishes with the rest of your games after Saturday.
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    Counting chickens

    No Johnny, that's my house. And thanks to you I am now getting divorced, although admittedly, the money did come in useful at Christmas.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Sunderland Match Thread - Sunday 1st Mar

    I was there but remember it differently to the Brizzle report. I thought City let Bristol equalise after the announcement - and after that both sides just passed it around without threat. I remember City and Bristol fans celebrating together at the end.
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    Ipswich v Fleetwood

    We're done with Fleetwood but still have to play Ipswich. Ideally, ITFC will have nothing to play for when we meet them - i.e. they will believe they cannot make the playoffs. If they lose, they'll be 5 points off the playoffs having played 1 game more than Oxford. Not enough for them to give...
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    Counting chickens

    Yes, and as your neighbour I've complained and had you arrested every time you go down and use it. I've told you - as it's imaginary there are no walls or women. All we see is a middle aged man standing at the bottom of his garden pleasuring himself.
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    Counting chickens

    That's going to look awfully silly when we win the Premiership.
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    Sunderland ratings

    Honestly, when we're looking for players being at fault for non-goals then I think we're being too harsh in our marking. Let he who has not been a fault for a non-goal throw the first stone.
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    Taking one game at a time

    Haven't played since - pulled my hamstring. Will try on Thursday. :) If my leg is no better I may suggest wanking football to the lads. Not sure what the rules will be, but I've got a few days to think them up.
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    Taking one game at a time

    There's a movie I like called 'Harvey'. It stars Jimmy Stewart and he thinks he can see a large white rabbit called Harvey. He says it's a pooka, which is a troll that can change into the form of any animal.
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    What’s needed in the next 11 games?

    I'm not sure this is the best approach at this stage. See separate thread.
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    Taking one game at a time

    You're wrong. There were at least two trans as my friend Jeremy and I were both in drag. And one of their players with longish hair is a 'maybe' in my book.
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    Taking one game at a time

    I like your thinking Harvey. BTW, are you a pooka?
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    Taking one game at a time

    The players and the manager have been keen to stress how they are taking one game at a time whenever they get the chance to speak to the public. And there is little doubt that this strategy has worked well so far this season. However, I recall previous seasons when the team has also taken one...
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    Transfer Rumour Aaron Evans-Harriott signs

    Now that definitely looks like a player who's likely to be wanking during the game. Just hope he restricts his self-love to the dressing room; it may attract the attention of the ref if he starts off on the pitch.
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    Fans wanking during the game

    Some stupid people might think that I made up this thread to be deliberately ridiculous to take the piss out of all the 'fans must do this' fascists. Not you though, you've seen right through me. I feel humbled.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Sunderland Match Thread - Sunday 1st Mar

    As is every ground in the football league from my observations.
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    Fans wanking during the game

    Guys, I'm sorry - I just realised why everyone is confused. I wrote this on my phone: bloody auto-correct! Anyway, it's not "wanking" I meant - I meant "cross-dressing".
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