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get one with a battery, otherwise you need a very long lead.

although he has recently said that his sprint times have been better than ever (i.e. even before his injuries). It's his first touch that I think is his weakness - don't think he's quite good enough for a top 6 team in England.

people were smaller then

you should tell your wife to use the bowl with the taps.

I can imagine myself sitting there after having shot a couple of elephants in my pyjamas....(cue Otis)

Looks like the set for the film 'Titanic' inside

i always double (and because of the stench, sometimes triple) flush, but haven't tried the shit-flush-wipe-flush technique, which I will action today. And someone may be right about that fetish. No sooner had I taken a shit this morning that said employee was in there like a flash.

bit cruel on the oompa loompas

There are 5 of us in the office at work, 4 blokes and a girl. Technically I am the 'boss' of 3 of them, including the girl. We have one open plan office with a shared toilet room in the corner. My tricky situation is this. Every now and again I have a tremendous dump. I am courteous enough to...

why not tender for the Amazon warehouse window cleaning business?

no sign of Daz, one week after his interview.

shop assistants that don't look you in the eye when giving change. e.g. "two pands fifty free - fan-queue" - whilst staring over your shoulder at the traffic outside.

I know one woman who loved it, and said it was the best night she'd had for ages. It was his missus, who got to enjoy "An evening without Harry Redknapp"

A man walks into a coffee shop and asks the bloke behind the counter "what's the wifi password?" "You have to buy a coffee first" comes the reply So the man buys a coffee and asks again "so what's the wifi password?" "you have to buy a coffee first", says the bloke behind the counter" all...

perhaps you could get a few London away games in? ;)

I always said that winning European Cups, FA Cups and League titles multiple times was overrated. They made the right choice.

is he a myth or a legend? Can't really be both.Even if you are his mum.

I live away from Coventry but took my 2 year old lad to his first football match in December 2010 (City v QPR at the Ricoh). He had a bad cough at the time and it was a freezing cold day, but having bought the tickets a few weeks before and having looked forward to giving him his first footy...

not going to work - going to work

Daz & Dec?