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that reminds me. did anyone else used to think that 'expectorant' was the medicine that you took when you were expecting to get a cough (i.e. perhaps you had a sore throat, and didn't want it to develop further), or was it just me?

sustainable cod (or insert other fish) fillets. I just saw a menu with "Pan roasted sustainable cod fillet on a delicious wild rice salad with apricots......." How can the cod be sustainable? It's dead!

Lazy Susan

Julian Assange (aka Julian Asshole)

85?

good point, they're quite nice, aren't they? don't mind them as much. Please pretend that my complaint is only about green/white variegation specifically.

Variegated leaves. Bloody hate them! Leaves: Either be green, or don't be green. But don't be green with crappy bits of white on you - it looks shit. (Very gardening related annoyance)

don't like the competition?

..and that's just the neighbours

depends whats on

people that don't say the word 'pounds' when asking you to pay for something, as if they are embarrassed to be asking you for money. e.g. "so that's 78 to pay please". I'm very tempted to hand over the amount in pence, instead.

'Not' anything at all is a shit answer, I always think. e.g. "Not bad", "Not too bad" etc. Why tell me what you are 'not'? If your 'good' then say so - e.g "good, thanks".

why not go dolphin shooting on your jetski?

which one?

Were you on a Herefordshire wanking holiday?

yew might be mistaken

must have been a 'box' hedge

i would have sympathy with that line of defence. I got confused as a learner rider which way to twist the throttle to slow down, and ended up in a simialr position.

perhaps he wasn't doing it on purpose?

I think I know that shop. Its called Lockit & Son & Son. & Son