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  1. Esoterica

    University of Warwick - Ccfc mentioned

    I thought it was ambitious enough when they suggested Arena 2000 would have a retractable roof and a sliding pitch but a floating Eco stadium is next level!
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    Championship incomings 2021-22 Summer window

    Swansea have already spent half the money they've saved offloading Ayew!
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    UEFA C Licence Coach

    I got punched once by a classic Sunday league footballer. We were loads better than them and they'd resorted to kicking lumps out of us after about 15 minutes. I'd just won another free kick and he was in the ref's face screaming 'For fuck's sake, these pricks are going down like weebles'. As he...
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    UEFA C Licence Coach

    I do love an SBT 'I was a better shit footballer than you' argument.
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    UEFA C Licence Coach

    Was quite interested in the topic but the first 3 seconds just made me turn it off.
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    European championships 2020 thread

    Feel sorry for that Danish player earlier. Not Erikson or the one that missed the penalty. Bad enough that his parents name a boy Joan but then you get a surname like Ass-Wind. Joan Ass-Wind. I bet he got bullied at school.
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    European championships 2020 thread

    106 according to the BBC
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    European championships 2020 thread

    If he genuinely is ok, I'm also not sure I'd be able to resist the temptation to be in the ear of the Denmark players who did the most crying :D
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    European championships 2020 thread

    He must be chasing the nurses around the ward already if they've agreed to play the rest of the game. Wonder if there will be as much rolling around as in the first half or if they'll all man up now.
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    European championships 2020 thread

    I hope the England game is postponed. Bastard Czechs refused to move our friendly match so my team plays bang in the middle of the England game.
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    European championships 2020 thread

    They've just watched their team mate have a near death experience. Absolutely no chance they'll finish that game.
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    European championships 2020 thread

    Speed chess for you from now on then.
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    European championships 2020 thread

    It looked bad from the moment it happened, just staggered forward in slow motion and went down in stages. :(
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    European championships 2020 thread

    This is my favourite Euros video so far. Eminem doing the John Barnes rap :LOL:
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    It did read to me like 'I'm going to look for the best move I can possibly get and if nothing better turns up, Coventry is still a possibility'
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    If he does sign for us, lets crowdfund a flag with his face on with 'I am not a little pudding' next to it. That's a hilarious quote. Probably lucky that he's not actually, Robins would have been all over him otherwise. He's mad for a bit of trifle or a jam roly-poly.
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    And we just don't see all the pieces of the puzzle at this point, if we ever will. Maybe our first choice striker replacement wants 15k a week and we can't afford both him and our first choice midfielder Matty James, so if Collins is in our B list for strikers and would take 8k it's 7k 'saved'...
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    Will never understand why that journalist thought that the @SportsPeteO twitter tag was a good idea.
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    New supporters club near town?

    That's delicious Greggs. Genuinely not sure if that was just supposed to be a dig at Dublin and you've made yourself look silly or whether you're just stirring by saying that and then including Cyrille! Very good!
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    New supporters club near town?

    Guessing you didn't go to any away games then!
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