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    The sopranos (again)

    Me giving spoilers to people stupid enough to read through a thread about a show they haven't seen before.
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    The sopranos (again)

    When I first watched it I thought Tony was killed at the end. I didn't have a conclusive reason why though. Just a feeling. Then some clever fuck articulated it very well on Youtube. The signs are all there when you look back. David Chase was too proud to just come out and say what happened...
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    Are you happy

    Add in people who use Americanisms like asshole instead of arsehole. Signed A. Twat
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    Are you happy

    That's very valuable advice. Especially for people with depression or young people with no direction in their lives. Jordan Peterson talks quite a lot about this kind of thing.
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    Are you happy

    That feeling that I needed to flee wherever I was freaked me out too. The lightheadedness combined with heart palpitations really does fuck with your head. It physically feels like death is approaching. I've only ever had three proper panic attacks. All before I knew It was anxiety. One was in...
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    Are you happy

    I'm as laid back as they come. Never had any issues with mental health and always thought it was for the weak minded. Until a few years ago. Two people who were very close to me died within a year of each other, both from cancer and it ate them up and turned them into husks and then they died...
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    Film Thread 2019

    Last two films I've seen. John Wick 3 - It's pretty much mental non stop action from the start but in a good way. I was in stitches at certain scenes including one where John Wick uses a horse to kill people, but not in the way you'd think. 8/10 Rocketman - The musical parts are great and...
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    A question of taste or bias?

    Now that you mention Rowan Atkinson, he's always been very insightful and protective of free speech.
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    A question of taste or bias?

    What's your point old bean? Offence is taken, not given. That's a very important thing to remember with jokes. The fact someone takes offence doesn't stop it from being a joke. I know plenty of people that have died of cancer but can still laugh at jokes about it because a) It's funny and b)...
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    A question of taste or bias?

    Spouting opinions or making jokes in bad taste online with your real name / photo is stupid and can easily come back to bite you in the arse. Especially in the future when our reptilian over lords will try to find any way to unperson us.
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    A question of taste or bias?

    This kind of mud slinging is what's wrong with society today. "well they said something nasty too so it's okay"
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    A question of taste or bias?

    The BBC defended her so they obviously wouldn't have sacked her if she was employed by them.
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    A question of taste or bias?

    A joke is a joke and shouldn't be taken seriously. It's the whole point of a joke. Some are silly, some are dirty and others are dark and twisted but they're all intended to provoke a laugh. The problem is that if someone left wing says a acerbic joke aimed at middle England or right wingers...
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    Do you believe in leaving a tip/gratuity

    In the UK I might leave an extra £2-3 if the service is especially good but it's generally quite bad over here. I was at an all inclusive resort in Mexico where the staff truly work for tips. They were ridiculously attentive. In the restaurants, waiters would bring me a fresh beer whenever my...
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    The Royal Family

    Did you know that the term motherfucker originated from Leicester?
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    The Royal Family

    They are part reptilian and regularly feast on virgins which explains their longevity.
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