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  1. fellatio_Martinez

    St Andrews confirmed!

    I have considered knee capping him but my gun is on the blink again.
  2. fellatio_Martinez

    St Andrews confirmed!

    Free tickets and he liked the fan village. He's one of these people that suddenly became a rugby fan over night.
  3. fellatio_Martinez

    St Andrews confirmed!

    I think he's always been bitter that my dad took me to games as a kid and not him. I always remind him of that which is punishment enough for now.
  4. fellatio_Martinez

    St Andrews confirmed!

    Wasps flooded schools in Coventry with free tickets and even sent their players to schools to drum up interest. This meant a fair few families went along to the matches and word got around which meant more people went. Free tickets kept getting dished out and before you know it these tossers...
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    St Andrews confirmed!

    Oh fuck don't mention the fountain shitters. The day is bleak enough as it is.
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    Tommy Robinson

    All things considered, Tommy is a vicious little thug. I guarantee he wouldn't attempt that stuff if he wasn't with his bodyguards.
  7. fellatio_Martinez

    St Andrews confirmed!

    Phew! Every cloud eh?
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    Things that annoy you

    This new advertising trend absolutely fucking does my tits in. "Find your happy" "Be your good" "Do your dreams" I saw a bank advertising their mortgages with this slogan "Millions of Begins" Cuuunts.
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    St Andrews confirmed!

    We knew deep down from the day that the Wasps bought the Ricoh that this was going to happen. Bickering on either side doesn't detract from the sad fact that we don't own a ground in Coventry. Time to build one or just end it here and now because this is just cuntish for everyone involved.
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    St Andrews confirmed!

    Of course it's comfort.. For some of us alcohol is the only thing we have left.
  11. fellatio_Martinez

    Lock us out starve them out

    About 20 years ago before people were brain washed with reality TV and social media there might have been a reaction but no one cares anymore. Just tweet about it mate.
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    St Andrews confirmed!

    The Trillion Trophy Stadium?
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    Chernobyl

    I read that but I think it's just historical revisionism for the sake of putting a woman on screen. Why not feature the women that helped in the closing credits or simply have scenes where the scientists at Chernobyl call female scientists for help? They could have handled it better rather...
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    Chernobyl

    So the 12 other scientists that helped at Chernobyl were erased from the show and replaced with a female character that never existed. Welcome to 2019!
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    Game of thrones (Again)

    Yeah I've watched it. The amount of work going on behind the scenes was incredible. I felt sorry for most of them as all that effort went into making a final season that was universally mocked. I thought Kit Harrington's teary farewell after his final scene was far more emotional than anything...
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    Chernobyl

    I assumed that was the case but then why didn't they employee Ukrainian actors? I know I'm being picky and it doesn't really matter. Haha, that guy played mad Trevor in Eastenders years ago. There's quite a few ex soap actors in it.
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    Cry babies

    Getting upset at Sunderland fans is like going to the zoo and complaining that the monkeys were throwing shit at each other.
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    Chernobyl

    I can't remember ever feeling so uncomfortable watching a TV show. It's brilliantly made and captures what I imagine was the feeling of the time which was horror, paranoia and confusion. The scene where the pregnant wife is comforting her husband in hospital while he lies literally melting into...
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    New Signing - Fankaty Dabo

    Welcome to Birmingham, Fankaty.
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