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He's called skip because he loves visiting skips in his free time. Nothing to see here.

What about black albinos? I'm dying to hear their take on this.

I really liked him. He had great comic ability. Dodgeball will probably be what most people under 30 remember him for. He was great in that.

Not true, fellow earthling. Europe was the birthplace of mankind, not Africa, scientists find

Fifa is dog shit.

Soap operas Small talk Any sport that isn't football or boxing / UFC Facebook Gin Top Gear 99% of the population

To be fair to mum, she did forget her adult nappy that day.

Haha, I think a fisting (stumping?) may have been less distressing to me. I know that sounds odd but it's like 'nam. You only know what's its like if you've experienced it

Maybe we can borrow Birmingham's away kit as well as their stadium.

I think if anything the pressure will be off the players and that should make for better performances. It will be odd though. Especially if there's a large away following.

"A well known supporter of both Newcastle United and Coventry City, in recent years he appeared on numerous occasions" This is from The Mirror so it must be true or they've just lazily copied and pasted from Wikipedia...

British with a name like Dominic Casciani? I've 'eard it bloody all nah.

Oh, so we're being literal now? It's "laid" not "layed"

He's only 280 pounds. Wait, that's Lbs not £.

That shirt should be flame grilled.

I'm not sure that's how the chicken and egg paradox works.

It's a wanky French word for somewhere only slightly better than a greasy spoon.

His finishing is tripe. I heard Robins has installed barn doors at Ryton for Chaplin to practice his shooting on.

I worked weekends in a supermarket when I was at school. The amount of people that would tap me on the back and ask where something was, then me pointing directly beside them was bewildering. Easily 4-5 people a day. I worked behind the butcher counter sometimes and a woman approached and...

Could we build a new stadium for £700,000?