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    Film Thread 2019

    Men are naturally inclined to choose tech jobs. There's no discrimination here, it's just a difference in gender interests. Around 90% of women are nurses. Is this discrimination against men or are women just naturally caring and people focused? People who think that every job market should...
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    Lee Burge

    Generic response #25686
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    Lee Burge

    Lee Burge's academy highlights reel.
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    Phew, That Was A Near Miss !

    That reminds me.... I started drinking when I was around 16 and one day my friend told me how great Captain Morgans was, which made me want to try it. Asda had some special offer on so I bought 2 litres and spent that night with my friend drinking it with coke. It was really easy to drink and...
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    Godiva

    I assume that if there was a cancellation at this short notice that the bands would need some sort of compensation as well as any security or services that have been booked. It's easier to slash ticket prices and rely on selling lots of over priced beer.
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    Phew, That Was A Near Miss !

    That's how I wanted the story to end.
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    Phew, That Was A Near Miss !

    A few years ago I was walking to work in the dark at 6am in freezing weather and struggling to walk. I was inadvertently skating most of the way. I came to a junction and saw a van approaching quite fast so I stopped but it was so icy that I just kept sliding into the road. The van sped by and...
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    Killing Eve Season 2

    Thanks for sticking up for me and putting Otis right, he's very passive aggressive at times. I'd hate to see his reaction if I mentioned the part where the aliens show up in the last episode.
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    What Type Of Concert Person Are You ?

    I used to get steaming and then try to get near the front but now I've completely changed my approach. I now get steaming and stay near the back closer to the bar. It's more relaxed unless you have a cokehead mate who continually talks in your ear for the whole concert which happened to me when...
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    Glastonbury

    Just look at the charts. How many actual bands are in the top 40? It's either pop, rap, hip hop or some drip like Ed Sheeran or Lewis Capaldi with an acoustic guitar singing cookie cutter songs about love. Teenagers don't give a fuck about bands anymore. As long as something sounds catchy...
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    Lee Pomeroy murder

    I'm not offended. I just think that you're stupid.
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    Things that annoy you

    Everyday Americanisms are really starting to fuck me off now. Even little things like people dropping "and" from sentences e.g "come get dinner" "lets go get a takeaway" are making me twitch. Yesterday I was listening to the radio and an advert for something English, spoken by an Englishman...
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    Lee Pomeroy murder

    That someone is you. You wrote something completely irrelevant to the case. You made it about race purely because a black man was involved, to stir shit. Then you wrote that you were just playing devil's advocate which doesn't make sense in this case as it's not relevant in any way. You think...
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    Lee Pomeroy murder

    What the fuck does race have to with it you massively stupid c**t?
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    Haha. That was a good pun. I have to hand it to you.
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    I was so put off that my man stump shrivelled to the size of a micropenis not a microphone :(
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    I was on a night out last summer and a rather lovely lady with a missing hand like Lucy Martin started chatting to me at the bar. I was enjoying the chat and was very attracted to her. Then 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton came on the jukebox and she got very excited, singing along and dancing. She then...
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    Morrissey

    He was good in Men Behaving Badly but he hasn't done much good since then.
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    Killing Eve Season 2

    I've seen it all because my girlfriend likes it. I don't get the hype. The first series is decent enough but then the second series is essentially the same cat and mouse nonsense with an almost identical ending.
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