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can't see it taking off i'm afraid

have you checked that the pump didn't suck the petrol out of your tank?

reminds me of Saturday afternoons at the Ricoh

fair enough, although going on your experience this morning you should probably add 'telephone banking' to your list too.

i think this is what's known as 'telephone banking' (as opposed to 'online' banking)

no, i've asked her not to anymore.

he was homeless, not sausageroll-less

shat himself?

hope she doesn't get a stain on her uniform

Terry Gibson was a drummer?

lickety split?

hope you put the kittens, pillows & slippers in the washing machine afterwards.

only if you're on a diet

no, I take a ladder in with me.

they've all been in hiding until Teresa may ballsed up the election and had to announce that she was ditching plans to bring back hunting. Now they are all running around wagging their brushes in the air whilst singing 'na-nh na-nah-nah', knowing full well that no-one can stop them. Arrogant twats.

Solidarnosc

if there was no escalator (i.e. only stairs) then you would walk up them, right? So why do you feel the need to 'have a little rest' when the stairs are replaced by an escalator, slowing the rest of us down. If there is a choice of stair/escalator then I choose stair, as its quicker.

i bet shes collected a few bones

people that stand still on escalators

Whilst I can understand the dog just walking off after doing a shit I can't condone the old people doing the same. They reallly should have learned to use a toilet at their age.