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wouldn't let me cast vote with no boxes ticked

don't forget the coupons thay have stashed away at the back of their purse, which also need scanning. Oh, and whilst I'm here, can you check this lottery ticket from last year to see if I've won anything?

Thanks - just watched Bladrunner 2049 - really enjoyed it. "Bloke from La La Land chases escaped replicants across a futuristic landscape!"

don't they 'intergrate' in there, then?

Phil Mickleson (bottom left of pic) seems to have hit his ball a fair way out of bounds.

"Innocent man suffers life changing injuries after city centre pub fight gets out of hand" Strange headline. Would seem to imply that the fight was going perfectly well at one stage before taking an unexpected turn. Innocent man suffers life changing injuries after pub fight

a bit like this?

off to see new Bladerunner this week. Never saw the original. Can anybody give me a one sentence summary so that I know whats going on?

not really - quite a lot of others liked him too.

correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't one of the reasons for the poor attendence that night because of the proposed redevelopment of the Trent End stand in readiness for Euro 96? Only a guess of course.

I'm pretty sure its because the women insist on washing up as they go along, which invariably means that things get overcooked.

if my memory serves me correctly, the crowd was 22,072. Could have been 22,073 - it was a long time ago.

I remember being taken to Woolworths once for lunch as a treat in the 70's. You had to go up a flight of stairs from the main shopping level to reach the 'restaurant'. There were about 30 steps, and on at least 10 of them was a small dollop of shit. I think the toilets were upstairs too, and...

David Phillips and Stuart Pearce both playing for Forest that night.

also, when you do actually crack and decide to ask for a Latte (pronounced Latt -ay), they then confirm your order and attempt to correct your (alreay correct) pronouciation by saying "OK Sir, 'one Lar-tay". Arggghhhh!

my wife likes to shout 'doesn't your mum let you go on the road?' at them. Has no effect but makes her feel better.

unless there are any 'darkies' playing of course

i nearly got one on the bonnet this morning. Wound down the window to shout '"take those fucking headphones off, you prick!", which failed to have the desired effect.

are you sure he's got 'thrust' ?

nope, that's my level I'm afraid