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he has no idea

Blood Sick Piss Turds

edit: sorry, thought you said 'wanks'

good

Tory cabinet Intranet site?

is that because of your daily 'bed bath' Daz?

perhaps you stank after all that excercise so she didn't want to see you.

perhaps they should have every combination of white/black/yellow/brown/pink etc women taking their shirts off and turning into every combination of white/black etc women just to make it fair. And whilst their at it, why not take everything off, so not to be 'shirtist'

so the police know what they are going to do, when and how they are going to do it, and at which address, but have no interest in waiting there to catch them in the act?

BOOBIES SHELLOIL ESSOOIL what else you got?

yes - I'm shit

come on, own up - she stole it, didn't she.

I've always found girls like that to be cheap dates. i.e.You: "Fancy a drink?" Her: "No thanks, Ive got one ear"

how many points do we need to stay up?

waking up to radio 4 on clock/radio (wifes side of the bed). Fucking shut up!

i just read the job description and requirements -"must have been at least a seconder whilst a cub (prefereably a sixer) - own woggle and neckachief an advantage"

being a c**t is free as well though

even if its your last night and you need to pack the tent up early the next morning?