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given our standard of play surely PMSL seats are the way forward.

here's another serial offender oops

John Bishop tells a joke: 9:30 pm: "I used to haaave threeeee teen-age sonnnns...." 10:00 pm: "I've nowwww gottt twoo teeeeeeeeeeeeen-age sonnnnns.........and...."etc

twats in tight black polo-necks wearing wireless headset microphones walking around a stage talking about the exciting launch of their new electronic product.

or perhaps re-arrange the letters of your competitors shop sign one night to confuse/discourage their customers e.g. A DRY COC FART

"I've done promos, used advertising space in the centre and all sorts. I really can't grumble about the numbers I have coming in, it's much better than I ever predicted." so it's not the footfall that's the problem. (sexism alert) Perhaps you need a bird with big tits serving behind the counter.

i bet you were deflated.

Bugger!

I've started to swear a lot more recently, so I phoned the tourettes helpline to see if I had a problem. They told me to fuck off.

? (disgrace)

let us know how you get on. I'm across the water from you (Bournemouth)

Ester?

Jimmy Carrs laugh

microwaves