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was he on the floor?

can't she get to the toilet anymore?

ex expensive pheasant

You went for a McShit, then?

did you manage to get his wallet?

or perhaps all those Big Macs make the car slighly heavier?

The cow should have let you know that he was coming, or didn't his horn work? :emoji_ox:

don't see whats wrong with people singing 'its coming home'. After all, we all sing songs like "We're by far the greatest team, the world has very seen" about our clubs (despite being in league 1, 2 whatever), and good old 'Ke sara sara' after a 4-2 defeat of Wycombe early on in the Checkatrade...

If it helps, I'm finding that singing 'it's coming home' after first chaging all of the sylables to 'fuck' is quite therapeutic.

It's the time period before the outcome that I'm referring to. I'm positve about the potential outcome and so am happy during the build up to it. People that are negative about the potential outcome are generally miserable buggers in my experience.

I'm always positive - don't see the point in being negative. e.g my week will be: Sun - happy, we're going to win World Cup semi final Mon -happy, we're going to win World Cup semi final Tue - happy, we're going to win World Cup semi final Wed - happy, we're going to win World Cup semi final ...

you mean like Jethro Tull? EDIT: sorry, thought you said Dickensian

I wouldn't be too disappointed if everyone I met went down on me.

no, but his death was certainly suspicious - at least at the time.

not that keen on the Gurnard - lovely colours, but spikey little bastards that always get in the way when trying to catch mackerel

that viagra advert on (sky?) TV featuring a David Mitchell lookalike who dances around like a prick having just shagged some bird whilst still wearing his socks.

i always go to the pub when i need to curl one out, and I'd consider myslef quite the expert.

We should remember this come the next winter Olympics when all of us footy fans suddenly become experts on the skeleton bob and spout the same type of bullshit for a couple of weeks.

now you're being silly

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