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  1. richnrg

    Famous people you happen across...

    was he on the floor?
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    Ripped Off

    can't she get to the toilet anymore?
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    odd ways your car has been damaged

    ex expensive pheasant
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    odd ways your car has been damaged

    You went for a McShit, then?
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    Helping Someone Out

    did you manage to get his wallet?
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    odd ways your car has been damaged

    or perhaps all those Big Macs make the car slighly heavier?
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    odd ways your car has been damaged

    The cow should have let you know that he was coming, or didn't his horn work? :emoji_ox:
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    The World Cup Thread

    don't see whats wrong with people singing 'its coming home'. After all, we all sing songs like "We're by far the greatest team, the world has very seen" about our clubs (despite being in league 1, 2 whatever), and good old 'Ke sara sara' after a 4-2 defeat of Wycombe early on in the Checkatrade...
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    The World Cup Thread

    If it helps, I'm finding that singing 'it's coming home' after first chaging all of the sylables to 'fuck' is quite therapeutic.
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    Positive Or Negative Person ?

    It's the time period before the outcome that I'm referring to. I'm positve about the potential outcome and so am happy during the build up to it. People that are negative about the potential outcome are generally miserable buggers in my experience.
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    Positive Or Negative Person ?

    I'm always positive - don't see the point in being negative. e.g my week will be: Sun - happy, we're going to win World Cup semi final Mon -happy, we're going to win World Cup semi final Tue - happy, we're going to win World Cup semi final Wed - happy, we're going to win World Cup semi final ...
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    Who did you really dislike but now like?

    you mean like Jethro Tull? EDIT: sorry, thought you said Dickensian
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    Who did you really dislike but now like?

    I wouldn't be too disappointed if everyone I met went down on me.
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    Spy Poisoning

    no, but his death was certainly suspicious - at least at the time.
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    Favourite Fish

    not that keen on the Gurnard - lovely colours, but spikey little bastards that always get in the way when trying to catch mackerel
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    Things that annoy you

    that viagra advert on (sky?) TV featuring a David Mitchell lookalike who dances around like a prick having just shagged some bird whilst still wearing his socks.
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    Things that annoy you

    i always go to the pub when i need to curl one out, and I'd consider myslef quite the expert.
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    Things that annoy you

    We should remember this come the next winter Olympics when all of us footy fans suddenly become experts on the skeleton bob and spout the same type of bullshit for a couple of weeks.
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    Things that annoy you

    now you're being silly
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    Anybody know about offshore banking?

    Offshore Banking is a result of waves offshore from a beach. The swirling turbulence of waves breaking off a beach excavates a trough in the sandy bottom. Some of this sand is carried forward onto the beach and the rest is deposited on the offshore flank of the trough. Sand suspended in the...
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