Chippy Owner: Hi!
Customer: Hi. Fish and Chips please....how much will that be?
Chippy Owner: £4.50
Customer: OK. Yum Yum.
Chippy Owner: Here you go, Sir. That will be £4.50
Customer: Yum Yum.....erm, £2.20?
Chippy Owner: No, £4.50!
Customer: OK, I've had a pay-cut, like 20 seconds ago...