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Who do we actually have that can hold the ball up? Perhaps Beavon and Ponticelli wouldn't be such a bad combo up front...

That was in 1990 or 1991 though wasn't it? Think he was due to sign but failed the medical quite spectacularly. As for Johansen, he had a twin brother at Bolton - seems we bought the crap twin. I only recall them being really, really small...the ball looked massive when they were in possession.

Initially I thought it was a tactical deficiency, that we struggled against overly defensive teams, however today's 'performance' is puzzling and doesn't fit the previous mindset. Inconsistent is an understatement; it seems we cannot perform unless Jones feels like putting a shift in, or we...

Ohhh testicles...

One shitty fluked goal will do, where's the corner flag when you need it...

It's slapping time, give them a hiding lads, 3-1 City. PUSB.

Even if it wasn't a match day, it was like a gladiatorial arena, just with more windmilling and air kicks. Evil place, I tell thee.

I didn't say I knew him well, calm down. A few things I've personally heard, from a friend close-ish to the club, corroborates what I said about his attitude. It's an opinion, based on information. Is that satisfactory?

Is that a proposition? I'm flattered, and blushing. ;-)

Apparently I don't think soap opera chat and other assorted feminine interests are interesting enough to even bat an eyelid at. Also, guffing in my sleep, squeaking like a squirrel in my sleep, breathing like an asthmatic warthog in my sleep and generally anything I do nocturnally is quite...

Isn't it also about a player's potential? Admittedly we only saw fleeting glimpses of it, obviously Spurs didn't want him that much and Norwich gambled £2-3 million on a player who may/may not flourish. Stupid money on a kid with sparse L1 experience would be an absurdity, unless he was...

That's the one, mate. Ironic for such a delicately-named place to be full of smackheads and paedophiles that lay in wait from the bushes. Was legging it through after we beat Barnsley 1-0 in '98, and this creepy bloke came out of nowhere yelling " ffffookin' sssstop ya bastard!" Suffice to...

Indeed... ...park it up Fisher's chuff, see if that works.

Well, when I lived a stone's throw from Highfield Rd, I'd try different routes to the ground until one worked and we thrashed someone - I risked life and limb though, since the route through that dodgy park (it's name escapes me, the one adjacent to Vauxhall Street) was the one that worked most...

Eeeeeeeexcellent. Well, Christmas is cancelled, daddy needs a Sierra Cosworth. The children will understand.

Ah right, yeah they've had a serious issue in most Middle Eastern countries with the ol' synthetic opioids...

You want to get personal over a matter like this, is that correct? Do not twist my words to defend your misguided pride, Dale Evans is a fraud but you don't have the knackers to hold your hands up. You waffle on about respectful replies and whatnot, yet you get personal when confronted with...

Can't open the link on this poxy phone, what medication was it????

I'm in rural Wales, mate, nearest cinema we have is a Vue one, and the seats are atrocious. Tried to charge me £12 for a medium bag of pick and mix too, I just laughed like a drunk musketeer. On a side note, about stuff we used to find annoying, but don't now...Tim Fisher? I just feel...

Hence why cinema-going has been greatly vetted in my household, with or without the kids. Extraordinary sweet/confectionary prices, seats that hurt your arse in 50 places, and yes, the adverts that seem to go on for days.