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Come on, pal, put the PC megaphone away. This forum is as non-racist as they come, and most of us are above maliciously stereotyping genuine people. Dale Evans, like most of us called, is completely full of it. This is what we should be accustomed to by now, which is why I literally facepalm...

The necessity of a daylight snooze is entirely dependent on the person; dopamine levels, serotonin levels etc. In places like Japan and Spain, mid day naps are actively encouraged, and employers work around these needs, or so I was told.

Ah right, good advice, I got bogged down in poxy group ratings etc. So how old does a car need to be to qualify for classic insurance? Saw a lovely Sierra Cosworth G-reg for £2000 that I may medically need. 2.2ltr Cosworth engine, oh mercy. Well, that's what the dealer said.

Jammy shithouse, haha. I usually get swindled with medium age cars that start disintegrating after the warranty is up. Had one claim on my insurance in years of driving, I thumped someone's bumper last year, one of those flimsy new Minis, not a scratch on my old Focus but her rear end looked...

Car insurance renewals, MOT's etc... Still short on money for both, but meh, the more you're nervous at an MOT centre, the more the crooked mechanic 'finds' wrong with the car. Also, people dressing and looking to imitate their favorite 'idol'. Hilarious nowadays, but it used to irritate me...

Also, it's definitely not annoying to wake up at 5:23am with a migraine... When you find that unused strip of Tramadol the doctor gave you when you wrecked your back playing Golf, that is. Everything's juuuust peachy...literally.

Indeed, but have you seen the size of those Bosch ovens for their bakery? I don't push the till monkey too far, in case it's Lidl policy to reinstate Reich rules for treason against lippy customers. Maybe that's where all the baked Bergwurst comes from...

It usually amuses me how truly miserable the cashiers are at Lidl, oh they love chucking change at me. Little do they know, I reversed into their outdoor plant display and sent the Chrysanthemums flying, bwahahaaaa.

I did struggle with the book checkout machine at the library, the other day - scan, remove, replace, scan...my brain needed to find an error, and I ended up un-scanning everything. Won't be long now, mate, next it's new-generation sat navs, then it's the pay machines. :-)

Would be nice to avoid another embarrassment in the cup, I feel we'll stuff them sideways though. 4-0 City.

Shamelessly bumping my optimistic thread, here. I have a reassuringly amusing moment most mornings on the school run - watching people over 55 struggle with the concept of those newer pay machines for parking. Usually they have a microcosm meltdown, consult their other half how to work it...

A snooze, a doze or a wee siesta does wonders, but I rarely get the chance to shit in peace. Last one I had was a few weeks ago, I had a Monday off for 2 appointments and a blood test for vicious arthritis, got home at 12:20, ate like a caveman and had a peaceful snooze till it was school run...

Considering how slack and inattentive the nursery system can be in my county, I do appreciate the conditions that teachers are under where security and safety are concerned. Both my eldest, who is year 1, and my youngest who is just starting full time nursery, are surrounded by Fort Knox-esque...

All is forgiven, and a word has been had. I really only referenced Salako and his Gibbet Hill mansion because I once drove past whilst he was on his driveway, and yelled: "YOU POWDER-PUFF FANNYYYYY, PLAY FOR THE SHIIIIRRRT!" at him, from the safety of my mates' Corsa. :-) Had to get the...

And the moral of the story, is to avoid honking on one's weed pipe whilst posting on forums. That said, this fucking room is a pretty colour, now all we need is a 5th goal to settle the tits of angry bob. Come on where's the poxy stream of this game....

Stivichall?? Lah dee daaaah, Mr Loaded, think ya better than us Hillfields oiks etc etc not fair etc. Anyway, I shudder to think what rent rates are in Cov nowadays, assuming you're not buying of course. Next stop, Gibbet Hill, in Salako's old mansion. ;-)

Foo Fighters -- The Best Of Only got it cos the playlist cuts through the enormous amount of dross this band has recorded. Still too much power drumming on the more melodic tracks, but All My Life makes tractor dodging fuuuun...

Wyken is THAT bad now?? Haven't been back there since my nan passed away, but up by the Croft used to be quiet and full of oldies. Saying that, if 3 teenagers in ski masks pounded my door whilst the kids were asleep, not only would it be their last Halloween, but they'd need a fucking...

Indeed, however the Yanks are as guilty as Europeans for adopting Pagan festivals into their (doctored) calendar. Christmas, anyone? Yep, it's the 'birthday' of a lot of prominent Pagan idols. Funny the things you discover after scratching the surface. Incidentally, yes, I decked my front...

Sharp as a stick, mate, haha. Seriously, good point, get the petition going. I doubt he'd rape the club as much as Blow-it-All Bryan did.