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I knew them growing up. The mum was a Coventry fan and the rest of them supported Liverpool and regularly joked about Coventry's relegation troubles. I'm not sure where this sky blue through and through rose tinted bollocks came from. He went to Bishop Ullathorne.

Funnily enough I was talking to someone last night who had a massive heart attack a few years back and was technically dead for a few minutes and he said there was nothing and everything just went black and he now doesn't believe in any afterlife. I would say your type of experience is fairly...

Snowflake.

Seeing as you're happy for Rangers to sit miles behind the world beaters Celtic and judge that as success then maybe he's not underachieving. He may as well leave now as he's covered himself in so much glory.

No I didn't say that but they need to be competitive and close the gap and win some kind of silverware. Merely being 2nd to Celtic isn't enough and Gerard specifically went to Rangers because he's being funded to win the title. Don't act like a Scottish team that just spent £7m on one player...

Well I was actually giving you the benefit of the doubt because you said Gerrard looks "very promising" which you haven't backed up so we'll see if he delivers on on this "promise" come May time.. In the mean time he's underachieving in a piss poor league.

Finishing 9 points behind the title winners isn't really being in the mix is it? He's also had a far bigger budget than previous managers and Rangers fans are expecting success this year based on the money spent. Let's wait and see what happens.

Fair play to you. Not many people openly admit to being racist these days.

He's lost plenty of games though. Very average record so far and that's in a crap league he was supposed to look good in.

The same Gerrard that was outwitted by the mighty Neil Lennon at the weekend.

95! The secret to old age: lots of fruit & veg, regular exercise and plenty of genocide.

How else are big eared simpletons going to burn off excess energy? They're less of a danger to society when they're tired.

Are you just annoyed that there are no naked men in that pic?

Trying to open a plastic carrier bag in a supermarket while the cashier scans items with Olympic speed and everyone in the queue is looking at you as you start tearing the bag apart.

If Melton ever leaves football he could carve himself out a great career playing a generic Slavic type bad guy in Liam Neeson action films.

Is your full stop button sticky or something?

Fuck the stadium. Let's Make Programmes Great Again!

That's a good one. If I saw her on a night out I'd definitely stare at her across the bar until she felt uncomfortable and left.

Yeah. The come in with exciting soundbites about how they'll bring success back to the club, go on a decent patch before the inevitable slump and sacking. Bob Mortimer calls it destroy and exit.