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I then stated that a SPANISH speaking friend told me exactly what they said. Fuck me!

I was there dummy. They said nigger.

There's nothing wrong with grown men beating each other off online.

Sleeping in a block of 6-8 hours a night is a modern practice to fit in with work demands. Humans Used to Sleep in Two Shifts, And Maybe We Should Do It Again

I went to Madrid a few years ago and went to an Athletico Match with a Spanish friend. They were playing Barcelona and everything was fine with a great atmosphere. The fans kept chanting something at Neymar in Spanish. I asked the Spanish friend what they were chanting and he said it was "Your...

Do you not know that chav is a problematic word that demonises the working class? I'd have thought a cry baby like yourself would have been well up on your "offensive" terms.

He was just trying his best to hear the applause in a 1/6 filled stadium.

It depends. If it's at home I'll shout something like "get to fuck" but if I'm out and about in the usual places I'll just purse my lips around the glory hole and politely whisper "ocupado"

When you're on the toilet and some twat tries to open the door without knocking to check if anyone is occupying it.

I read a few Derren Brown books while I was in college and he explains cold reading and the whole world of psychics very well and also explained in a round about way of how it's done. I was at a house party one night years ago and got chatting to a girl and when she asked me what I did, I...

They also found a crow wearing a suicide vest.

I'd wager a whole tenner that JCH won't be in the top 5 goal scorers at the end of the season. Form is temporary etc

Fair enough. You knew him more than me it seems. I only knew the family when I was younger. I remember the mum Anne being a big Cov fan and the kids being into Liverpool.

Sunderland forum: "fuck em man, they're just a tin pot club with no ground like" Coventry fans on Sunderland forum:

Yeah that's where they lived. I can also guarantee he was a Liverpool fan when he was younger. Why would I make it up?

Ahh Blackpool, famous for rock and paedophiles. And they only make the rock so they can get to the kids.

Yeah mate it kicked off big time. I was minding my own with a pint and about to pull two brummie slags to celebrate the win when the Blackpool lot ran in and started swinging. Thankfully I'm well equipped to deal with mobs like that so I dispatched about ten with ease and then I escaped with...

Vermin.

Great result but the ball should have been kept in the corner in the last few mins. If Blackpool scored on the counter we'd have been foaming at the mouth.

I haven't a scooby me old china.