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No way. The post where you threatened to rape someone's owl won't be topped.

Last week my friend's face went numb down it's left side and he had trouble blinking in one eye. I went to casualty with him upon his Doctors orders. They had performed blood tests, a cat scan and MRI in the space of 4 hours. It turned out it was nothing serious but we both talked about how if...

You really are a prize bed wetter. Hiwula messed up a golden opportunity. End of the story. There's no need for paragraph upon paragraph of conjecture and bitching because someone has a different opinion than you.

Anyone saying the ball was impossible to hit first time or control have never played football at any level, obviously. His response wad unnatural and cumbersome. I don't dislike the player by any means either. It appears some people on here are taking a mothering role on for the team and...

My grandmother could have scored that and she never played football and she's also dead.

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It's almost 100% certain they already know why you were off and are just digging for more gossip to spread amongst their fellow office goblins.

Any kind of punt towards goal and it would have went in. His decision making was bizarre.

That's what I do too. I hate when they mess with the recipe. It's not the same fucking drink but they still market it as being first produced in 1456 by monks or whatever. Heineken is my go to session beer, if Budvar isn't available, as it's relatively flavoursome, easy to drink and...

I'm pretty sure the likes of Inbev buy the rights to the brand in the UK and then brew it with a lower % because it's cheaper. I know Stella reduced their percentage partially for costs and because it had a bad rep and got the wife beater label. I tried San Miguel a few years ago and thought...

Hiwula looks like a chap who suffers with confidence. He should have smashed the ball into the open goal yesterday but tried to take a touch which he didn't even manage.

I googled it and see it's 5.4% which would give off a nice buzz after a few but probably result in a trouser accident after ten. I used to enjoy Tyskie which is a Polish beer around the 5.6% mark. It is really easy to drink but some bastard English brewery took over the UK brewing and have...

I haven't seen that before but I like the look of it. Where do you buy it from?

I saw pictures of his horses and they looked miserable. Long faces on the lot of them.

No one should be confident about playing a team like Wimbledon after the Bolton horror show.

Will there be an open top bus tour on Monday because we're top of the league in September?

Each to their own but it tastes like water to me.

It's a beer that non beer drinkers can drink because it's so inoffensive. It's poor but I'd take it over Carlsberg or Coors Light any day of the week. I'd rather drink my cats piss than those.

She's a solid 4/10

I remember Corona being the hip overpriced drink about ten years ago even though it tastes like weak piss water and is sold in Mexico for next to nothing. Peroni Is pretty much the same as Heineken I think but way overpriced. I could happily drink it but it's nowt special. Perlenbacher beer...