I also went to a time travellers' convention, but when I got there it said on the door that the date had been changed and for me to come back yesterday.
Just played two legs of football on brick rubble and broken concrete.
We won 4-3 on aggregate.
We won 4-3 on aggregate.
If you could have anyone round for dinner, dead or alive, who would it be?
Nigel Farage.
Dead.
Nigel Farage.
Dead.
Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.
Went into subways for something to eat earlier they asked what bread I wanted , I said warburtons
They told me at school that I would never be any good at poetry, because I am dyslexic, but I was determined to prove them wrong and so far I have already made two jugs, an ashtray and a nice vase.
What is your favourite field event? Throwing a heavy canonball object as far as you can or throwing a heavy saucer shaped object as far as you can?
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Discuss.
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Discuss.
But they do like to give each other a good fisting.
And get battered around the ring
A Glaswegian walks into a patisserie:
'Is that a macaroon or a meringue?'
'No, you're right enough pal'
'Is that a macaroon or a meringue?'
'No, you're right enough pal'
It was a scam. I went and it was just me and some bloke who had won the lottery.
