I know im going the litten tree then the rocket then steaming watch half the game then on the piss in the big apple, im dreading the hangover but fuck it lets go wild lol will still manage to end up in scholars eating a kebab wile getting off with a fat girl who doesnt smell the best
Seriously though, if i came home and my missus was getting fisted by the pressgod i would ask if it was ok if i could make him a cup of tea. If he had the time to even acknowledge me id be happy. Does anyone know where he lives, id like to deliver a Toffe apple, i can travel.
Give the lad some confidence he will be a different player, Pressgod lol obviously sees something in him. How many times has a player been slated then turned out to be something. I remember Jordan Henderson getting laughed at in the pub by my mates but no one is laughing now. Belief.
People like are existing in a big empty space, what you really need is a spine, shag and life. But you will never have any of them its your destiny. Just accept it and die slowly. lol