Next Seasons Confirmed Squad/Transfer Rumours (2 Viewers)

shmmeee

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To get folk saying stuff like "another target missed! #SISUOUT"

Yes. That’s what the Trinity Mirror group wants. No advertising cash, those sweet sweet Sisu hate dollars.

I’m buying a boat with mine.
 

Alkhen

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@Mr Panda

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we are dying here... make something up... anything
 

SkyBlueCRJ

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I think if Robins gets a striker he wants we will see Chaplin go probably same situation when we were waiting for Pompey to sign someone before they let us have Chaplin...not surprised no bids have been made for Bayliss tbh

Lets be honest Bayliss is a good player with promise, but I just can't see any club paying £3M for a player who was average to poor in L1 for the majority of the season last year.
 

cc84cov

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Lets be honest Bayliss is a good player with promise, but I just can't see any club paying £3M for a player who was average to poor in L1 for the majority of the season last year.
Agreed he has potential but we’ve seen far better prospects go on to do nothing massively over hyped for me at present.
 

djr8369

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Out of interest I might make one up soon. I'll follow it up with an asterix so you all know it's fake but we'll see how the twitter agents and CT react

This is a great idea. I was thinking of starting one to see if CET immediately published it.


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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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Have we got anyone with the surname Thomas coming in who Clive can call by the wrong first name this season?

Can he be called Tom Thomas just to totally blow his mind to pieces.

If not Terry Thomas might be another confusing one for him (though he'd probably end up calling him Thomas Terry).
 

larry_david

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Always at it. The rough link to that Hepburn Murphy guy today was laughable. He scored 1 goal in something like 25 games for Cambridge last season. He's clearly not on our radar so why even mention it?
 

AStonesThrow

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Breaking News:

Callum Wilson set for sensational £45million return to boyhood club, Coventry City FC, thanks to multi-million pound investment from club owner, Joy Seppala. Upon being questioned about the shock decision to heavily invest, Seppala responded that it was largely down to the desire 'not to be strangled', alongside her secret love affair with Coventry manager Mark Robins.

Robins was unavailable for comment, but chairman Timothy Fisher is quoted as saying he is 'Shocked, Betrayed and all-round broken hearted'.

The Wilson deal is thought to be part of a massive squad overhaul throughout this summer by Seppala, including the potential signings of Sergio Aguero, who will be understudy to top striker Amadou Bakayoko, alongside Marc McNulty, James Collins and a surprise £10m recoup for wonder-goalkeeper and all round good guy, Lee Burge.

CET, Updates to follow...
 

mark82

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Well with bright about to go brum and not just us in for Walker, you'd hope it would be today or tomorrow

I don't know where these Bright to Birmingham rumours have come from. Seems to have started by some guy seeing a 6'+ black guy and making an assumption (despite Bright being well below 6'). Seems to have taken on a life of its own.
 

djr8369

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Because they earn money from clicks and people like us click on anything.

It frustrates me how the headlines is always either intentionally misleading or leaves out key information to make it sound like a new story.

It’s also hilarious how often they cut and paste something together from old articles and half of it is duplicate, the other half has since changed and they’ve missed out the new information.


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hill83

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It frustrates me how the headlines is always either intentionally misleading or leaves out key information to make it sound like a new story.

It’s also hilarious how often they cut and paste something together from old articles and half of it is duplicate, the other half has since changed and they’ve missed out the new information.


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The one read on the bellylaugh today said 'understands' or 'understood' no less than 7 times.

Change those to 'reckons' and 'apparently' and it doesn't change the article at all.
 

shmmeee

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It frustrates me how the headlines is always either intentionally misleading or leaves out key information to make it sound like a new story.

It’s also hilarious how often they cut and paste something together from old articles and half of it is duplicate, the other half has since changed and they’ve missed out the new information.


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Sadly it works. I fall for it every time. I’ll just click on everything on NewsNow though I’m that desperate for some news.
 

cc84cov

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CET reporting Tyler Walker is Robins Number 1 target...make of that what you will probably got the story off here.
 

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