Otis
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You got 'a bird's nest out of her gutter.'
Is that a metaphor for something else?
You got 'a bird's nest out of her gutter.'A customer yesterday said to me as she passed me a cuppa, "do you like marshmallows ? " I said I hadn't had them for years, but I don't mind them. I was expecting a few on a saucer,but she gave me 2 big bags of Haribo party packs ! She said as I got a birds nest out of her gutter, I can have them as a treat. Grendel's window cleaner wouldn't get 15 quid at her house !
What have you got against Take That?Take that back, that Owen Wilson knobber from the sofa adverts
When she said to me " can you also trim my bush please ?" That's when I took the marshmallows and ran !You got 'a bird's nest out of her gutter.'
Is that a metaphor for something else?
did you squeeze her marshmallows first?When she said to me " can you also trim my bush please ?" That's when I took the marshmallows and ran !
Tony Blair. Smug little twat.
Piers Morgan. Utter c**t on every level.
Still loathe Gary Newbon even after all these years.
Rhod Gilbert. There is nothing funny about stating the obvious with a shocked look on your face.
Neil Kinnock. Ride that gravey train!!!
Michael Heseltine.
Ken Clarke.
Need to take a breath and walk away now.
I think we now have enough evidence to nuke Colombia.Footballers who cheat on the World stage...the Colombian football team (and coaches)
Past it footballers...no matter how good you once were you should lay off the Coke....Maradona.
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I think we now have enough evidence to nuke Colombia.
Is that now his full title?Erdogan, destroyer of democracy.
Black and Decker variable speed hammer drill.Milo Yiannopoulos, now there is a tool!
No mate, he has been drilled a few times and not by a Black & Decker and he is a bigger tool than thatBlack and Decker variable speed hammer drill.
There's another.
Milo Yiannopoulos, now there is a tool!
He's increased tax on alcohol by 15% since re-election, on top of a 7% rise in February. He'd be crazy to mess with the tourism industry in south/west Turkey just to satisfy his own warped morality....Erdogan, destroyer of democracy.
He is crazy. Using religious right for his own political ends. Interfering in German politics.He's increased tax on alcohol by 15% since re-election, on top of a 7% rise in February. He'd be crazy to mess with the tourism industry in south/west Turkey just to satisfy his own warped morality....
Would hope the military step in if he does go too far. They have a history of doing so....He is crazy. Using religious right for his own political ends. Interfering in German politics.
Could get out of control one day, he will never let go of power now he has it.
They did last time and a lot were arrested and imprisoned which is all the more worrying.Would hope the military step in if he does go too far. They have a history of doing so....
A bloke who I work with all because he lost some of his overtime hours to me when I got my new job ( a job he couldn’t go for as he doesn’t drive), we worked together for two nights last week and didn’t say two words to each other and lucky me I am working with him tonight.
Or even put on lippy for you.Well hopefully the England feel good factor will impact on him. Mind you he may then become too lippy.
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Well hopefully the England feel good factor will impact on him. Mind you he may then become too lippy.
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Doubt it he is Romanian
Just mention hagi and petrescue and any other Romanian footballers you can remember. Alternatively ask him if he ever met Dracula back home.
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He purged them and just about every other institution in the aftermath of the attempted coup 2 years ago.Would hope the military step in if he does go too far. They have a history of doing so....
Oh what an odious f**ker.Milo Yiannopoulos, now there is a tool!
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