Victor Torp (7 Viewers)

Mucca Mad Boys

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Best one yet, nice and simple absolutely cannot be arsed with another overthought wordy song for a new signing 😂
We have too many amateur songwriters for fans…

The Sakamoto song is a waste. It’s only a small portion of Singer’s corner that knows the lyrics and surprise, it dies out halfway through. My GF doesn’t care for football, but Sakamoto is her favourite player so would actually sing his song… if it was catchy.

Kills the atmosphere, let’s give him a song he deserves.
 

HuckerbysQuiff

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We have too many amateur songwriters for fans…

The Sakamoto song is a waste. It’s only a small portion of Singer’s corner that knows the lyrics and surprise, it dies out halfway through. My GF doesn’t care for football, but Sakamoto is her favourite player so would actually sing his song… if it was catchy.

Kills the atmosphere, let’s give him a song he deserves.

Should have just utilised the chant that the team we signed him off used imo 🤷🏻‍♂️
 

Frank Sidebottom

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We have too many amateur songwriters for fans…

The Sakamoto song is a waste. It’s only a small portion of Singer’s corner that knows the lyrics and surprise, it dies out halfway through. My GF doesn’t care for football, but Sakamoto is her favourite player so would actually sing his song… if it was catchy.

Kills the atmosphere, let’s give him a song he deserves.
Yeah Should've been "Going Loco for Tatsu Sakamoto"
 

Woolly68

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My last effort before I throw in the towel on my songwriting career.
To the tune of Robin Hood.

Victor Torp, Victor Torp, driving down the wing,
Victor Torp, Victor Torp, can you hear us sing,
Will he score a goal!
Yes he Fu**ing will!
Victor Torp
Victor Torp
Victor Torp


YeeeeeHaaaaaaa!!!
 

wingy

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Anyone seen the Vikings movie with Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis, there are no words! Do dut de de der der
Repeat!
 

Nuskyblue

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Love a Dane. Lego. Bacon. Marvellous.



Think along with a LB and a RCB and a ST it’s a position well upgrade if Vik goes or we get a cash injection somehow. Maybe a loaner next season otherwise.
That danish bread isn't to shabby either, with some Lurpak this would compete your danish product bacon sarnie clean sweep.

Danish women are gorgeous also. This is all.
 

mmttww

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Anyone else think he looks a bit like David Bowie?
David Bowie Racism GIF by mtv
 

napolimp

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I'll throw my hat in the ring of stupid chants.

To the tune of On top of the world by Imagine Dragons.

We got torp in the hole, ey
We got torp in the hole, ey
Waiting on this for a while now
Something something something
 

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