I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Went a couple of months back with wife for a small table for my lad, I didn’t realise this, was delighted I found the ‘last’ one picked it up carried it for a bit til my wife saw me and explained the process! Ffs!
Ikea I hate it!!!!!, why do you have to look at everything before you get to the till?
Bet she never told you about the shortcuts to miss out most of the showrooms, too...Went a couple of months back with wife for a small table for my lad, I didn’t realise this, was delighted I found the ‘last’ one picked it up carried it for a bit til my wife saw me and explained the process! Ffs!
Stay strong bro.They don't make decent buckets anymore. As a window cleaner you need a solid bucket,but they only last a month or so and start leaking. A woman customer moaned today that her floor was wet due to my bucket leaking ! This is a serious problem and will be on News At Ten tonight.Help !
are you sure that it wasn't HER bucket that was leaking (i.e. too much tea)?They don't make decent buckets anymore. As a window cleaner you need a solid bucket,but they only last a month or so and start leaking. A woman customer moaned today that her floor was wet due to my bucket leaking ! This is a serious problem and will be on News At Ten tonight.Help !
Brexit for you...They don't make decent buckets anymore. As a window cleaner you need a solid bucket,but they only last a month or so and start leaking. A woman customer moaned today that her floor was wet due to my bucket leaking ! This is a serious problem and will be on News At Ten tonight.Help !
Unless it’s for footballHaving to set an alarm on a Saturday morning!!!
a 'Mr Patel' cold-called me the other day to tell me that I had a problem with Windows. I wonder if it's the same Mr Patel?Bucket update. Mr Patel said it'll last months. So far so good, customers happy no wet floor. Mr Patel did a George Formby impression "when I'm cleaning windows. " It wasn't very good !
My missus does this on a daily basis. Really winds me up!people that say "yeah, no"
someone in my office often says "yeah yeah, no no"
do you mean 'yes', in which case say 'yes'. Or do you mean 'no', in which case say 'no'. But don't say both. You c**t.
People who say good morning to you when it is the afternoon.
I want to slit their throats, the twatty bastards!
my misses tells me she loves a sausage in side herMore amusing than annoying, but wish they would get stuff right.
Pizza Piazza at Fargo Village on Friday evening. The blurb says 'Exactly what it says on the tin.' So, pizza surely?
Nope! Sausage and Cider.
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Bucket update Newsflash. Been and got new bucket from local Indian shop. The owner says his buckets are the best in town. You can all sleep well tonight now this serious and life threatening event has come to a peaceful conclusion. But if it leaks within a month I want my money back !
Had one of them the handle came off ! Strange incident on the round today. A woman I have a chat with was talking,then she quickly went in when her husband came out.I know him and he paid me,but said " he didn't want his neighbours knowing his missus was alone in the house during the day, he was on a shift and that was the first time I'd seen him for ages. "Get those thick rubber buckets? Wont ever break!
Going to be controversial, but Simon Thomas.
No not having that personally. He is obviously coping best by public grieving today started following him on Instagram just after his wife’s death and seeing his daily posts to his son etc give me a reality check.
But out of interest why?
It’s difficult when you are a public figure I guess. Give him a break!Obviously it was awful what happened and I can pretty much understand how his young lad feels at the minute.
If it is helping him and his son deal with things then great.
"Simon Thomas reveals all his son wants for Christmas is his mummy back"
"Simon Thomas shares moment he went back into his bedroom for the first time"
"Simon Thomas' son sleeping in his own room again"
It's just stuff like that. I am all for raising awareness and people talking about things but something about it just seems off and sits a bit differently.
F**king rediculous .people that ride those fucking 'lying down bikes', or whatever they're called.
what assholes!
people that ride those fucking 'lying down bikes', or whatever they're called.
what assholes!
Going to be controversial, but Simon Thomas.
I'm not gong to bother even doing that.I had to google who he was......
Recumbant I think. You have to have a panache for odd beer and strange moustaches to ride one.people that ride those fucking 'lying down bikes', or whatever they're called.
what assholes!
so went to the local for a meal last night and was driving, so asked for a coke with it
"We dont serve that any more - only pepsi max , as we no longer serve sugary drinks"
Sorry every alcoholic drink has sugar!
Also most of their menu is full of fat - and as for the calorie count of their desserts
so I can either
Drink and drive - no thankyou
Or drink something which i dont like
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