Drives my missus nuts. I don't make far too much though, just a little bit too much, so I feed my daughter and when my missus comes back there are about 8 or 9 cooked pastas spirals or shells left.My inability to make the right size portion of pasta everytime i make so much it could feed my street!!
People who clap after a plane lands or a film ends? Why?! Do you clap when they bring your food? Idiots
Travel to Russia.Does the plane thing actually happen!?
I’ve been on loads of flights all over the world, to & from different destinations, airlines and never experienced it!
Only idiots that jump up as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off to get their hand luggage, then stand for 10 minutes to await the doors opening.
Travel to Russia.
They applaud every plane landing. It's bizarre.
Does the plane thing actually happen!?
I’ve been on loads of flights all over the world, to & from different destinations, airlines and never experienced it!
Only idiots that jump up as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off to get their hand luggage, then stand for 10 minutes to await the doors opening.
Mainly Poles and Russian who are gratefull for making it each time with their national airlinesPeople who clap after a plane lands or a film ends? Why?! Do you clap when they bring your food? Idiots
Schipol is like a marathon getting across to a connection.Done the rushing bit twice
Once I only had hand luggage on a flight from Scotland first off the plane paid for parking then couldn’t find car in the car park about an hour later security drove me around the car park to find it had looked in bay b to whatever was last as it definitely wasn’t in a of course it was in a the last people off the plane were probably gone quicker than me.
The other time I had to rush back from holiday in the USA for my grandma funeral booked the flights without looking that the connection was very short a slight delay and we had about 15 minuets to get to a plane that was about 25 minutes walk away in Amsterdam if we missed the flight we missed the funeral so just legged it just made it to the plane and was virtually changing in the car for the funeral.
Schipol is a mere walk in the park compared to Frankfurt and Brussels where a third flight is needed to make any connection with Brussels airlines or Luftwaffe in the titleSchipol is like a marathon getting across to a connection.
Schipol is a mere walk in the park compared to Frankfurt and Brussels where a third flight is needed to make any connection with Brussels airlines or Luftwaffe in the title
However all these put to shame by Dubai airport which is as big as the Isle of Wight
School proms. Dick waving exercise for parents.
We never had them when we finished, you signed a shirt and that was that. It’s very American indeed. My daughters nursery had a graduation with Mortar board n all! Pointless!Never had them when I was younger, was always an american thing.
Whats wrong with cider in the park?
Hate it when people call me 'mate', especially when I dont know them.People who can't stick to the simple "Mate" usage and need to keep changing it each time "pal, fella, gent, matey, cocker".
Okay, I'll remember that in future, mate.Hate it when people call me 'mate', especially when I dont know them.
Fella, chap or lad is great with me.
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Similar to this, I thin kits more when people stop you in the street and ask for something (I.e. money, charity people) you get the 'excuse me mate' which I don't like.Hate it when people call me 'mate', especially when I dont know them.
Fella, chap or lad is great with me.
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My daughter's best friend's dad calls me 'buddy.'Similar to this, I thin kits more when people stop you in the street and ask for something (I.e. money, charity people) you get the 'excuse me mate' which I don't like.
Its a killer hat !The hell is a mortar board? Sounds dangerous!
because that's what snorkels are for?Why do people diving deep in the sea wear snorkels?
The internet......why is it so fucking needy?
"Please take a moment to review your latest purchase of copier paper"
"Please take a moment to answer these 3 short questions about the cable ties you recently purchased"
"Please tell us why you just dismissed this ad"
JUST FUCK OFF!
Second that one todayHangovers.
Get it sorted fellaToothache. I've been suffering for a week now and what a more, its a couple of teeth and they are taking it in turns to cause me great discomfort.
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