He's a muppet, he likes to think he is "Mr Big Time" but played the Empire in Cov on NYE, even actual sloths are embarrassed by him and they crawl about shitting on themselves covered in moss.Radio DJ Charlie Sloth, what a womble.
I hate it when you tell someone to do something and they say "I'm on it".It's up there with something being "on point".
I would never say that.I hate it when you tell someone to do something and they say "I'm on it".
Thats because you are a hippy! Right on!!I would never say that.
I always say 'I'm right on it.'
I would never say that.
I always say 'I'm right on it.'
Maybe you just have one of those faces.shop assistants that say the same thing all the time, and don't look you in the eye.
e.g. I regularly visit my local Co-op (which incidentally, I call the Mick Coop, although no-one else gets it) at lunchtime to buy a snack. Generally I am spending less than a fiver, and so stand in the queue with my goodies, waiting to pay, fiver/coins in hand.
After waiting a few minutes for the cashier to serve the other 4 or 5 people in the queue it's my turn. I've added up the total in my head, and so have the fiver visibly held out in front of me. After scanning my items, she looks up and says, "that will be £X.xx, when you're ready" .
'When I'm ready? - I'm obviously ready. I was 'ready' 5 minutes ago. I remain ready. It's you that's only just become 'ready', not me.
I know it must be a boring job, but surely you can make it more interesting by saying something different each time.
Oh, and no eye contact too with the 'thank you' at the end - -GRRRRR.
i don't know what you're talking about.Maybe you just have one of those faces.
She's a bit of a MILF if you ask me.i don't know what you're talking about.
you mean like all of us forum users, Nick ?Bellends who want everything for nothing. It's the equivalent of me driving my car to a garage and asking them to fix something for me for free, but because it's IT people think it will get done for free.
you mean like all of us forum users, Nick ?
Got onto a train at Euston on Friday & I have 2 things that annoyed me.
1- I was sat at a table seat the bloke opposite me but in the aisle seat (i was in the window seat) I opened a can and it fizzed up ever so slightly so I sipped the top look up he stares at me and does the most dramatic wipe of his hand (must have been the smallest amount of drink spittle)on the seat next to him stares at me, shakes his head, I immediately mouth “sorry” and raise my hand in a sorry gesture, he continues to stare and shake his head before returning to watch something on his phone, absolute drama queen! (He got off at MK more reason to hope we turn them over next week!)
2- trains pulling into Cov a lad is stood by the door ready to press the button and get off I’m about 5/6 foot back so I’m not creepily close, train pulls in a bloke just walks straight up between me and this lad pushing in to get off. Well done You’ve gained 1 second!
(Awaits “twats opening a can on the train”& “twat waiting away from the door post”
It's the same with Crow(s).Bands whose names end with the word 'club'
e.g
Bombay Bicycle Club
Two Door Cinema Club
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
FFS! - they should all be 'clubbed'.
(Culture Club are allowed)
Bands whose names end with the word 'club'
e.g
Bombay Bicycle Club
Two Door Cinema Club
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
FFS! - they should all be 'clubbed'.
(Culture Club are allowed)
Did the MK c**t have a laptop out? They usually do, soaking in their self importanceGot onto a train at Euston on Friday & I have 2 things that annoyed me.
1- I was sat at a table seat the bloke opposite me but in the aisle seat (i was in the window seat) I opened a can and it fizzed up ever so slightly so I sipped the top look up he stares at me and does the most dramatic wipe of his hand (must have been the smallest amount of drink spittle)on the seat next to him stares at me, shakes his head, I immediately mouth “sorry” and raise my hand in a sorry gesture, he continues to stare and shake his head before returning to watch something on his phone, absolute drama queen! (He got off at MK more reason to hope we turn them over next week!)
2- trains pulling into Cov a lad is stood by the door ready to press the button and get off I’m about 5/6 foot back so I’m not creepily close, train pulls in a bloke just walks straight up between me and this lad pushing in to get off. Well done You’ve gained 1 second!
(Awaits “twats opening a can on the train”& “twat waiting away from the door post”
Did the MK c**t have a laptop out? They usually do, soaking in their self importance
I bet he was crawlin in his skin when he got soaked by your can!Nah he was in ‘rocker style casual clothes’, he looked the spit of the lead singer from Linkin Park that died last year.
Ha No, even worse. It's when you have other IT companies who dont seem to have a clue who want you to do everything for them.
For example It Companies who just resell other people's stuff, whack loads on top of what they pay as well as charging their customers for support. (but they don't pay for support themselves).
Get them on the phone "you don't have any support with this, do you want to buy support?" "No, I want you to fix it now. I pay you for it" "You pay for the service, that is working fine but you need support setting this up, which you don't have" "Yes but you should set it up for my customers", "I'm afraid we can't, you just have a basic service."
You go on their website and they claim to be experts and charge the earth to their customers for it.
Today whilst walking my dog a man over the road was going into his house and he flicked me the v never seen him before so not sure why but he can look at today his freebie next time they will have to surgically remove my foot from his arsehole
He came out of his house 3 weeks ago and trod in dogshit !
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