Drivers who don’t know how their horn works.
Drivers who don’t know how their horn works.
Haha It was in response to @NickYou must be back in the UK again mate as surely there is not a single driver in Italy that doesn't know how their horn works.....
on first reading I thoughtNeighbours who consistently honk their horn to draw the attention of someone inside their house.....''
That’s awful but also quite funny. My girlfriend once put all my city shirts into a bag for a charity shop because they go back to the 90s and she thought they were pointless to keep.I don't know why this came to mind today but I once had one of those FA Cup Final flat caps that was signed by the cup winning team. Came home from work one day and my gf at the time had "washed it as it looked dirty".
Washed all the signatures off. Broke up with her not long after.
I don't know if my annoying thing is like, people going through your stuff or people doing things to your stuff without you asking or if it's just that bitch destroyed my cap.
The next door neighbour gets picked up by his mate every day at about the same time, they're both into cars boy racers but maybe in their late 20s / early 30s the sad fucks. Anyway, every day his mate turns up and beeps the horn at the same time.Neighbours who consistently honk their horn to draw the attention of someone inside their house, no matter what hour it is.
Stop being a lazy fuck and go to the door
Is this the current one?That’s awful but also quite funny. My girlfriend once put all my city shirts into a bag for a charity shop because they go back to the 90s and she thought they were pointless to keep.
Obviously we then had an argument and resulted in her saying the colour sky blue is disgusting.
yes - they're a pain in the arseHeadaches
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Yes it is, during the first League 1 season she made a point of watching our games to laugh at us and the kit - then during the second one to laugh at the crowd at St Andrews.Is this the current one?
The ex wife. Infuriating.
Sends my daughter in without a coat, without her glasses, wrong shoes, you name it. Has the cheek to call me at 7:30 in the morning and go off about the fact the PE T-shirt I sent her in wasn’t brand new (because the school are providing her with one but delivery is delayed).
Feels like I have to be whiter than white just to keep seeing my kids and she can do what she likes.
Probably already was in BinleyPeople who put up bedsheets or banners celebrating people birthday’s, usually on roundabouts, but then don’t bother taking them down.
There’s one up on the Binley Business Park roundabout wishing ‘Happy 18th Birthday Becky’ and I’m sure it’s been up that long that Becky is now a middle aged divorcee with three kids.
Keep calm and do the right thing mate. Your kids are the most important people in this 'relationship'.The ex wife. Infuriating.
Sends my daughter in without a coat, without her glasses, wrong shoes, you name it. Has the cheek to call me at 7:30 in the morning and go off about the fact the PE T-shirt I sent her in wasn’t brand new (because the school are providing her with one but delivery is delayed).
Feels like I have to be whiter than white just to keep seeing my kids and she can do what she likes.
Keep calm and do the right thing mate. Your kids are the most important people in this 'relationship'.
It will be alright in the end, and if it's not alright, it's not the end.
Still cuts deep 34.5 years later!I don't know why this came to mind today but I once had one of those FA Cup Final flat caps that was signed by the cup winning team. Came home from work one day and my gf at the time had "washed it as it looked dirty".
Washed all the signatures off. Broke up with her not long after.
I don't know if my annoying thing is like, people going through your stuff or people doing things to your stuff without you asking or if it's just that bitch destroyed my cap.
Now now Victor, steady on old boy.Shops
10 tills
2 people on them
Queue of about 50 people
10 people who work there stood watching and having a chat
I know what you mean.You go to an interview or a meeting and when you say you're here to see Mr Smith some snotty nosed twat who you smile at says "....and you are ? "
I once replied "....I am what ? "
What she actually meant was "and what is it that you do, pleb?"I know what you mean.
I once went to a 'posh' dinner party, and was asked by some lady (who i know had not worked a day her her life, but had a rich husband) , "and what is it that you do?"
I felt like saying "the same as you do, ..breath, eat, and shit every now and again"
Met police take no action after review of Prince Andrew case, are the met police the best people to be looking into this with their current record?
They've offered him a job apparently
He wants a pizza the action!My wife just said he can do it no sweat
Absolutely spot on. As if she gives a toss. Great answer btw. Couldn't better that.I know what you mean.
I once went to a 'posh' dinner party, and was asked by some lady (who i know had not worked a day her her life, but had a rich husband) , "and what is it that you do?"
I felt like saying "the same as you do, ..breath, eat, and shit every now and again"
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