Things that annoy you

Alan Dugdales Moustache

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I know what you mean.
I once went to a 'posh' dinner party, and was asked by some lady (who i know had not worked a day her her life, but had a rich husband) , "and what is it that you do?"
I felt like saying "the same as you do, ..breath, eat, and shit every now and again"
Absolutely spot on. As if she gives a toss. Great answer btw. Couldn't better that.
 

Tommo1993

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Road rage. What’s the point? I was watching some guy yesterday fuming to the point I thought he was gonna have a heart attack. It really is pointless. You’re no good to anybody in that state of mind behind the wheel.
 
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Sick Boy

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Road rage. What’s the point? I was watching some guy yesterday fuming to the point I thought he was gonna have a heart attack. It really is pointless.
I once had some little moron so enraged after I overtook him on the A5 that he managed to crash into the back a lorry.
 

Mcbean

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I know what you mean.
I once went to a 'posh' dinner party, and was asked by some lady (who i know had not worked a day her her life, but had a rich husband) , "and what is it that you do?"
I felt like saying "the same as you do, ..breath, eat, and shit every now and again"
This is wonderful chance to make up a glorious backstory of for example just coming out of prison or doing drugs or joining Jehovah’s - or if she’s a goer ask her what she does when her hubby’s away
 

RedSalmon

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One thing that really gets under my skin is Brian Blessed and that shouty voice that he uses. Shut the fuck up up you twat!!!
 

Sbarcher

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One thing that really gets under my skin is Brian Blessed and that shouty voice that he uses. Shut the fuck up up you twat!!!
Seems like it's his only attribute these days. Used to like the bloke, but now, like you I can't stand him. Totally puts me off anything he's in or advertising.
 
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JAM See

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What the fuck?
I didn't believe you, so I used a well known search engine to disprove you (I was wrong, you were right).

In fairness, it's not a Domino's/Papa Johns/whatever thing, it's a firm using payday loan-like marketing.

Fucking mad though.

Imagine buying stuff that you knew was bad for you; on credit?
 

dutchman

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When you've been on hold for twenty minutes listening to the same recorded message over and over again then a voice finally says "If you like we can call you back"

Why didn't they say that at the start of the recorded message?
 
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wingy

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Shit websites like Autu Trader.
Barely function amid showing individual details when you're scrolling not clicking on.
Or a return facility that takes you all the way back to the start,not where you were through the list let alone speedy connectedness,not ten seconds of buffering.
 

stay_up_skyblues

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Just been in the toilet at the Fort. Someone has shit on the floor. Actual faecal matter, all over the floor. People are just fucking wrong.
 
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Nick

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It's everywhere. It's becoming subliminal. YOU ARE SLEEPING - YOU WILL ACCEPT THE WOMENS GAME, YOU ARE SLEEPING - YOU WILL ACCEPT THE WOMENS GAME.
Even on soccer am show boating they have to include a woman not doing anything spectacular.

Just don't get it. Unless they are paying for the rights to show it and are desperate for viewers
 

stay_up_skyblues

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Even on soccer am show boating they have to include a woman not doing anything spectacular.

Just don't get it. Unless they are paying for the rights to show it and are desperate for viewers
I think that’s a big part of it actually. It was lauded as a big investment in the womens game and obviously kudos for Sky. Now they’ve got to make some of that investment back.

If the (lack of) crowds at the actual games are anything to go by I imagine the viewing figures are poor. I gave it a go but it’s not for me.