I'd urge everyone to get covers on their chimney pots. Whether you have a dislike for pigeons or not (and Marty, not making assumptions here!), they do have a tendency to end their lives in lofts, starving to death.
Is that you ‘Thinking Out Loud”?Ed Sheeran
Is that one of his songs?Is that you ‘Thinking Out Loud”?
A pigeon managed to get into our building, he's currently sat up in the rafters shitting on my desk.
My wife who will always leave plates hanging over the worktop despite loads of space on the worktop. They often get knocked off but she never learns. If I mention it I’m accused of treating her like a child!
That picture makes me part nervous, part angry.My wife who will always leave plates hanging over the worktop despite loads of space on the worktop. They often get knocked off but she never learns. If I mention it I’m accused of treating her like a child!
That’s clearly a message to you who loads the dishwasher !My wife who will always leave plates hanging over the worktop despite loads of space on the worktop. They often get knocked off but she never learns. If I mention it I’m accused of treating her like a child!
Don’t get me started on that! I’m always rearranging the plates, putting the big ones at the back otherwise the spinning arms won’t spin round. While I’m on a rant, why does she always squeeze the toothpaste from the top?That’s clearly a message to you who loads the dishwasher !
Don’t get me started on that! I’m always rearranging the plates, putting the big ones at the back otherwise the spinning arms won’t spin round. While I’m on a rant, why does she always squeeze the toothpaste from the top?
People who walk close the road near to pedestrian crossings, then carry on walking along the pavements.
None of my long term girlfriends have been able to load a dishwasher. Always overfill it piling in as much as can fit and then whining the stuff isn’t clean afterwards.
...but your wife/husband is very pleased about the latter?People who moan about having a dishwasher and a girlfriend, when I have neither
What about leaving dirty clothes anywhere but the laundry basket? Scattered about the place, not so bothered if it’s all in a rush and she’s ‘in the mood’. But sometimes she leaves them on the floor right next to the effing basket!
What IS it with women and dishwashers, when they are supposed to be more "spatially aware" than blokes. They all seem to be fucking hopeless. I'm forever having to rearrange stuff to get it all in and washed properly!
And overloading the washing machine - there is a reason the weight limit is written on the front! It doesn't wash stuff properly, you get powder stains on the clothes and it reduces the life of the machine!
I raise you arsehole wives and kids who leave their shoes in the hall at the foot of the stairs when they get back from work/school when the shoe rack (with more than ample free space) is literally two feet away. I’ll divorce them, I will.
How many pairs of boots does one woman need? I was forever tripping over boots left on the staircase by my housekeeper and told her so in no uncertain terms. She eventually started storing them away where I couldn't see them.
She got her revenge though. After she passed away I reached for a huge carboard box on top of the wardrobe to see what was in it and it started raining boots on my head. It was like a scene from a Laurel and Hardy movie.
Went out this evening to carry the shopping in from the wife’s car. Just had shorts on and no top. Got a bollocking for behaving like “Shameless”. She can get the shopping in herself next time.
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