thekidfromstrettoncamp
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My annoyance is people who have masks on in shops and only have them over their mouth.Why bother?
I know it's probably a danger of this thread overlapping, but I gave a wide birth to the maskless loon, banging on to the poor checkout assistant about spiritual healing, and how that would save him from Covid. Seen him twice now - first time wasn't sure what the context was, second time it was absolutely clear!
I might change the time I go shopping!
Funnily enough was in Morrisons in Solihull today to buy a lotto ticket and the woman in front is getting the cashier to check how many points she has on her store card whilst asking how it accumulates points, how many for this item, how much will she get off her next purchase etc... Oblivious to the mile long socially distanced queue growing behind her.Every fucker is so slow today.
The roads have been full of people who are so indecisive, shops full of dickheads who want to stand and chat to the person on the till while there's about 10 people waiting.
They should be told to isolate for years, slow pricks.
Bit? First class A grade top of the class c**t! Fucking bell ends the lot of them. Nothing winds me up more in a supermarket. They know they aren’t supposed to be there and clearly don’t give a fuck and just hold everyone up. Absolute wankers.Back to shopping, if you’re taking a big trolley through self-checkout, scanning, then packing after you’re finished, then you’re a bit of a c*nt!
Bit? First class A grade top of the class c**t! Fucking bell ends the lot of them. Nothing winds me up more in a supermarket. They know they aren’t supposed to be there and clearly don’t give a fuck and just hold everyone up. Absolute wankers.
sorry that’s a bit of a trigger for me
The wife when she changes the duvet cover. How come inside the cover the duvet always finds it's way to her side of the bed and I'm left with just the cover material over me.
People who ‘save things for best’ be it crockery, clothes, shoes etc.
Usually spend more money on these things and then hardly ever use them.
There is always a bit of itI used do this.....it was drilled into me as a kid.....I lived in hand-me-downs throughout the 70s.....so basically, on the rare occasion anything that was actually NEW came my way, it was, by default, to be "saved for best"
Nowadays, my kids get everything new (my youngest still inherits a few choice items from his older brother) but they always decide to wear their stretched, smeggy hoodie & joggers on any occasion that in my day would be deemed "for best" & then when we're heading out to yomp through the woods with the dog, thats when their brand new box-fresh clobber sees the light of day....
I'm sure they do it purely to wind my Mrs up...which always makes me chuckle.
Going out jeans these days have to be ripped to shreds and almost falling apart!There is always a bit of it
Eg Jeans start off as going out jeans and as they get older become everyday/work clothes - isnt that normal ?
Yeah I do that, I've got best jeans and everyday ones, likewise polo shirts, jumpers, trainers etc. Eventually best jeans get downgraded to everyday and then to scruffs.There is always a bit of it
Eg Jeans start off as going out jeans and as they get older become everyday/work clothes - isnt that normal ?
Shit cyclists.
Saw one woman nearly smash into a kerb because she wasn't going quick enough to make it easier to balance so was all over the place out into the road and back in.
Fucking dangerous, get off the road and get on the bus you slly old c**t.
if I could like this more than once, I would. At a leisurely speed, you won’t be harming anybody on the footpath, your causing carnage on the road though!
People at work asking if we can “touch base” as if we are on a two man expedition to Everest when instead we are looking through a few spreadsheets.
Snobs for pathetic things, craft beer snobs or coffee snobs.
I've got into the the habit of purposefully saying things incorrectly just to piss them off. I have ordered and 'expresso' and earlier today I mat a friend in a wanky beer bar and said IPA like it was a word, sort of 'ipper'. Fucking guys face was a treat.
Snobs for pathetic things, craft beer snobs or coffee snobs.
Indeed, and inverted snobbery is weird as wellDon’t you just love pretentious twats.
I do hate the craft beer lot albeit finding myself dabbling in some more different types to what I did previously. Most of it is warm and flat anyway!Snobs for pathetic things, craft beer snobs or coffee snobs.
I've got into the the habit of purposefully saying things incorrectly just to piss them off. I have ordered and 'expresso' and earlier today I mat a friend in a wanky beer bar and said IPA like it was a word, sort of 'ipper'. Fucking guys face was a treat.
Snooze you lose! I do this every Christma, start bulk buying then don’t drink the fookersHesitating in Aldi earlier about getting another crate of Red Stripe (24 small cans for £10) when I already had two in my trolley and there was only three left and whilst I was procrastinating a guy came over and put the remaining three straight in his trolley.
People don’t talk anymore, they liaiseGlad this isn't just a thing at my workplace. Other work cliches 'we' like mock at work:
Feels very David Brent...
- 'quick wins'
- 'low hanging fruit'
- 'take this offline'
Like to catch out the nerdy baristas with a “macchiatoni”. When they say did you mean a macchiato I tell them it’s from the Veneto region, have you never heard of it?I do hate the craft beer lot albeit finding myself dabbling in some more different types to what I did previously. Most of it is warm and flat anyway!
as for coffee, started to become one of them but it’s still a fucking a machadoobedoowap.
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