Things that annoy you

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  1. shmmeee

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    Yeah if they’re on the road fuck em. But if they’re not, who cares. That’s it. That’s my entire point.

    I also didn’t agree with banning the wonderbra ads for example. There’s an entire world outside your car that you should be capable of ignoring.
     
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    Do you actually drive yourself?
     
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    I've pretty much stopped going to Subway due to their tepid toasted subs.

    I've witnessed staff opening the oven before it's finished cooking to speed the queue up but in general I just don't think they toast it long enough.

    There is a company called
    Quiznos whose subs are always hot. They put the sandwich onto a conveyor belt which goes through a very hot grill and they serve it straight away.

    There's only about 6 shops in the whole of England though I believe.
     
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    ...yes. And I manage to not crash despite the entire wonder of existence happening outside my car.
     
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    Only a matter of time, if you are not aware of your surroundings.
     
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    21 years and no issues yet.

    I have these unique talents called: attention and focus. ;)
     
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    Except the hundreds of accidents that have happened behind you ;)
     
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    #NotMyAccident
     
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    People who stand in line at subway for ten minutes waiting, when they finally get asked what they want and still can’t decide even though the useless fuckwits have had ten minutes to decide!

    oh and also people paying for something who don’t have the cash/card ready and have to fuck about in there handbag/pockets, how else did they think the transaction was going to end??

    And finally , people who take trolleys into the self scan area in sainsburys which is meant for the baskets , when there is a perfectly good self service trolley area for them!!!! Fucking wankers the lot of them!!!
     
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    Good for them
     
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    Currently eating my dinner on the viewing platform of the Q1, watching the sunset over the gold coast, a group of Chinese tourists have decided to stand in everyone's way, nobody cares, not even me, this place is special and has an amazing vibe to it.
     
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    When you are queuing up at Greggs and there is only one left of the food you'd like (e.g. bacon & cheese wrap) and the c**t in front of you buys it!

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    those Chinese tourists must have crouched down
     
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    Or walking into Greggs with giddy anticipation of purchasing a hot meat parcel only to be met by some spotty c*nt behind the counter who says "They'll be ready in 15 minutes mate"

    Fuuuuuuuuuck!

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    Sometimes they do that because they have their coupons and/or shopping list on the phone.
    But I agree it's very rude otherwise.
    I don't even take my phone into shops.
     
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    do you leave it outside?
     
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    I worked in a supermarket for a few years when I was a student and I can confirm that staff have such a low opinion of the general public that you could squeeze out a hovis sized shit onto their cash register and they wouldn't take it personally.
     
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    ahhhhh, a hovis sized turd. As good today as it's always been.
     
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    Lol, they fucked off thankfully.
     
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    Should of got a selfie with them!
     
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    Driving home the other night about 5.30pm, so pitch black by this time.

    Woman driving the opposite way with no headlights or sidelights on at all, in a black car. All the windows and windscreen steamed up, except a small circle clear in the windscreen.

    I literally can not understand the human race sometimes...
     
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    Boiling eggs for other people.

    Everyone has their own preferences on how they are cooked and it's always a bastard getting them just right.
     
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    also, if your cooking them for more than 2 people, and everyone wants 'soldiers', and your toaster only does 2 slices at a time.
     
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    people that try and sell you a 50p piece for £4.50
    2019 The Snowman BU 50p

    edit: +P&P - so for £7.49 you get a 50p piece.
     
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    Just any consumer in general on Facebook market place. Have to explicitly tell people to bring the correct change if I'm flogging something on there as there is always a c*nt who comes to the door with a £20 note for a £5-10 item. I'm not a fucking shop. Either sign up to online banking or bring the correct change, fuck.
     
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    now that's customer service
     
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    And some twat wants their toast done very specifically. "I like it brown but not too brown and just a thin layer of butter on top. Enough that a cat could lick it off in 8.5 seconds"
     
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    you really should sell that cafe, you know.
     
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    Watching champions league tonight, Bayern v Spurs. Every Bayern goal is greeted by the fucking Can Can over the tannoy. Annoying as fuck.


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    Could be worse, could be Fleetwood everytime they score a goal:



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    I hate it when you pull your pants up, and one bollock falls out the side, and your forced to waste time shuffling your knackers around just to get comfortable.
    Its so fucking annoying, not to mention embarrassing when everyone in the queue is staring at you.
     
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    People who make a statement and then say 'End of'.
     
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    People who can’t drive properly on roundabouts
     
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    People who sit in the middle of a row and go for a piss 10 minutes before half time.
     
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