richnrg
Well-Known Member
yes - I hate that 'poor mans David Mitchell' too
yes - I hate that 'poor mans David Mitchell' tooThen there's that beardy bloke who wakes up and dances around the house because he's got some viagra.
People with cringey, cliche nicknames.
There's a radio presenter down here called Martin "The Hat".
Oh, you where a hat all the time, well done. Tit.
They are just weirdosWhy do posh people and some southern Jessie types pronounce plants as plarnts, but still say plan and pants and not plarn and parnts?
What methodology is used and how is it applied to select words only?
People who smash up bus stops. What's the point?
I wholeheartedy agree. There was a news host on a channel here who was fond of doing that.my latest dislike is fairly specific - I saw someone doing it on the tele last night and it drove me insane: it's..
..people that use one of their hands (fingers curled inwards) to bend back the fingers of the other hand (one by one) when making a series of connected points, and hold the pose (but also slightly shake both connected hands up and down for emphasis) whilst making each point.
e.g.
- (bends back thumb of right hand using curled up left hand) - "he can't run" (shake both connected hands slightly up and down)
- (bends back index finger of right hand using curled up left hand) - "he can't shoot" (shake both connected hands slightly up and down)
- (bends back middle finger of right hand using curled up left hand) - "he can't tackle" (shake both connected hands slightly up and down)
etc..
You might need to try it at home using your own hands (perhaps in front of a mirror) to experience the full effect and to realize what cúnts these people are.
It's the same as people that attack fire engines. They must see it as some kind of authoritative object that they can take their frustrations out on.
Stupid wankers.
Ambulances too, fuckwit pondlife.I've never heard people attacking fire engines, what a bunch of wankers.
I wish they'd go toe to toe with a post box...
Wok-headsChinese students trying to reintroduce the old bowl cut.
Todays annoyance - why can’t men piss in the urinal and not on the fucking floor - was in an airport yesterday and they didn’t need any pissers as each one had a Lake of piss round it - so you have stand deep in piss to have one - no wonder all the students in sandals and flip flops stink of piss
Where I used to live they used to do it quite a lot, ambulances too. The bus service would shut down every so often as the locals used to throw rocks at it and, one bonfire night, jumped on, threw some fireworks down the bus before jumping off again.I've never heard people attacking fire engines, what a bunch of wankers.
I wish they'd go toe to toe with a post box...
Todays annoyance - why can’t men piss in the urinal and not on the fucking floor - was in an airport yesterday and they didn’t need any pissers as each one had a Lake of piss round it - so you have stand deep in piss to have one - no wonder all the students in sandals and flip flops stink of piss
I saw this the other day. I'm not sure why everywhere hasn't got these if it works so well.
Im trying not to laugh at the racist tone, but it is funnyWok-heads
Going to get a bit controversial herebut those who cant see their appendage because of a beer and burger store also add to the issue
I have the opposite problem. My appendage is so big that it's like trying to wrangle a fireman's hose or a powerful python.
You chose to go in there !! New pub timeThe medley of shite songs that DJs in crap nightclubs / pubs play:
Summer of 69
Don't Stop Me Now
Livin on a Prayer
I want you back
Etc etc
Your wife's going on MY list of things that annoy me too!My wife stars yet again - takes a phone call then wonders around the house generally where I am watching the tv or listening to the radio expecting me to turn it off - I don’t want to know !!!! Then she will Noam I have moved some vital piece of paperwork and it’s down to her wandering about aaaassargh
You wouldn’t like her when she’s angryYour wife's going on MY list of things that annoy me too!
You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry
That’s just normal !
No you don’t - mine is watching Structly and I am watching Brassic which is good in the other roomThe obsession with celebrity status. My other half is insisting we have to watch Celebrity X Factor in a few minutes. I’d rather deep-fry my balls.
Ambulances too, fuckwit pondlife.
The medley of shite songs that DJs in crap nightclubs / pubs play:
Summer of 69
Don't Stop Me Now
Livin on a Prayer
I want you back
Etc etc
Yes, every reality show has a slebrity version now.The obsession with celebrity status. My other half is insisting we have to watch Celebrity X Factor in a few minutes. I’d rather deep-fry my balls.
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