Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by RB1992, Aug 2, 2016.
yes - I hate that 'poor mans David Mitchell' too
Talking of "quite specific" ...
Fucking Warwick District Council wasting money on having a Veolia road-sweeper lorry do every street around Kenilworth virtually every day - in the morning rush hour! I've been held up by that c**t three days this week. THEY DON'T NEED DOING THAT OFTEN!!!!
I agree ccfc92
Why do posh people and some southern Jessie types pronounce plants as plarnts, but still say plan and pants and not plarn and parnts?
What methodology is used and how is it applied to select words only?
They are just weirdos
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People who smash up bus stops. What's the point?
It's the same as people that attack fire engines. They must see it as some kind of authoritative object that they can take their frustrations out on.
I wholeheartedy agree. There was a news host on a channel here who was fond of doing that.
He was an ex-school teacher. I think it afflicts school teachers quite a lot.
I've never heard people attacking fire engines, what a bunch of wankers.
I wish they'd go toe to toe with a post box...
Ambulances too, fuckwit pondlife.
Todays annoyance - why can’t men piss in the urinal and not on the fucking floor - was in an airport yesterday and they didn’t need any pissers as each one had a Lake of piss round it - so you have stand deep in piss to have one - no wonder all the students in sandals and flip flops stink of piss
Chinese students trying to reintroduce the old bowl cut.
Annoys me too, no need for it, if you can't control then have a sit down piss.
Where I used to live they used to do it quite a lot, ambulances too. The bus service would shut down every so often as the locals used to throw rocks at it and, one bonfire night, jumped on, threw some fireworks down the bus before jumping off again.
Lovely place it was, salt of the earth used to live there!
I saw this the other day. I'm not sure why everywhere hasn't got these if it works so well.
Probably, because the loo would get smashed up in the UK, by someone too pissed to realise it's not a real fly.
Going to get a bit controversial here but those who cant see their appendage because of a beer and burger store also add to the issue
Im trying not to laugh at the racist tone, but it is funny
I have the opposite problem. My appendage is so big that it's like trying to wrangle a fireman's hose or a powerful python.
"Depends how much is left after I pay for the penis enlargement for my friend."
I guess you won the lottery for your "friend" then?
Do you mean your good friend Biggus Dickus
The medley of shite songs that DJs in crap nightclubs / pubs play:
Summer of 69
Don't Stop Me Now
Livin on a Prayer
I want you back
You chose to go in there !! New pub time
My wife stars yet again - takes a phone call then wonders around the house generally where I am watching the tv or listening to the radio expecting me to turn it off - I don’t want to know !!!! Then she will Noam I have moved some vital piece of paperwork and it’s down to her wandering about aaaassargh
Your wife's going on MY list of things that annoy me too!
You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry
That’s just normal !
The obsession with celebrity status. My other half is insisting we have to watch Celebrity X Factor in a few minutes. I’d rather deep-fry my balls.
No you don’t - mine is watching Structly and I am watching Brassic which is good in the other room
I don’t mind an ambulance now and again. Especially if I’m in a rush to get to hospital.
The absolute pinnacle of a shit night out.
Finish it off with the proclaimers I’m gonna be and meat loaf anything for love.
Yes, every reality show has a slebrity version now.
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