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Corrado

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I've never got the full length leggings bit, I do wear Under Armour type undershorts though. Nobody wants to see what I have had for breakfast while doing sit ups.
Nope still don't get it. Tried Joggers?
 

Nick

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Nope still don't get it. Tried Joggers?

Don't really like jogging bottoms so always wear shorts. The Undershorts are just boxershorts.

Dont see the point in the full length ones, I would just wear joggers if that was the case.
 

Captain Dart

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dutchman

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You're walking along the street and a pretty girl coming the other way smiles at you and says hello so you smile and say hello back before realising she was talking to a friend who was walking behind you. Happened to me many, many times.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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You're walking along the street and a pretty girl coming the other way smiles at you and says hello so you smile and say hello back before realising she was talking to a friend who was walking behind you. Happened to me many, many times.
You know you have a stalker, Dutch??
 

richnrg

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non-meat foods that are made to look like/taste like meat.
e.g. veggie bacon, vegan steak etc.

why not just eat the vegetable? Why does it have to mimic / look like a piece of meat in order for you to eat it?

in 100 years time, when we are all vegetarians, will we be shaping/colouring pieces of meat to make them look like carrots?
 

Marty

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Fat people in general. Walking through town earlier and the absolute state of people now-a-days is absolutely shocking. Morbidly obese people every where.

Women thinking they are better looking then they are/can have me because they offer it on a plate, I split up with my ex about 6 weeks ago, a very attractive girl, since then, I've been hooking up with quite a few decent looking girls. This fat mess of a women hit me because I wouldn't dance with her, she proceeded to follow me about for half an hour telling me how lucky I was to have someone like her chasing me. :banghead:
 

Marty

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Until later on that night

Oh god no, been balls deep in 12 women since our break up, most of which were better looking then the ex. Trying to get back with the ex now but she keeps ignoring my calls. :dead:

Probably didn't help that I posted a pic to Instagram with every girl
 

Marty

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Did they charge extra for the pics?

They charge for everything.

On a serious note though, after our relationship broke down, I did a lot to improve myself, I've never been happier in my life then I am currently, and the happiness seems to attract a lot of women. Although at the time I was obviously heart broken, it is probably the best thing that could have happened to me. I'm a completely different person.

Also helps being fairly good looking.
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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They charge for everything.

On a serious note though, after our relationship broke down, I did a lot to improve myself, I've never been happier in my life then I am currently, and the happiness seems to attract a lot of women. Although at the time I was obviously heart broken, it is probably the best thing that could have happened to me. I'm a completely different person.

Also helps being fairly good looking.


And modest
 

OffenhamSkyBlue

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They charge for everything.

On a serious note though, after our relationship broke down, I did a lot to improve myself, I've never been happier in my life then I am currently, and the happiness seems to attract a lot of women. Although at the time I was obviously heart broken, it is probably the best thing that could have happened to me. I'm a completely different person.

Also helps being fairly good looking.
Your avatar's genuine, then?!
Hope your ex doesn't read this!
 

Marty

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Your avatar's genuine, then?!
Hope your ex doesn't read this!

We went for a coffee about two weeks after our split and I told her this too her face. Well, she could see how happy I was, she questioned it, so I told her, but backed it up by saying that I was happy with her and the relationship, just not internally, which bought out some insecurities in myself (all of which was true). I can understand why she walked and the break down of us was mostly my fault, I'm man enough to take responsibility and take the necessary changes to improve those aspects of myself.

Oh, btw, she'll never read this, shes a Villa fan.
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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Someone bragging about having loads of sex and being good looking on a message board.

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richnrg

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We went for a coffee about two weeks after our split and I told her this too her face. Well, she could see how happy I was, she questioned it, so I told her, but backed it up by saying that I was happy with her and the relationship, just not internally, which bought out some insecurities in myself (all of which was true). I can understand why she walked and the break down of us was mostly my fault, I'm man enough to take responsibility and take the necessary changes to improve those aspects of myself.

Oh, btw, she'll never read this, shes a Villa fan.
so you're basically telling us that since splitting up a couple of weeks ago, you've been 'balls-deep' in 12 women, all of whom were better looking than your wife, and you're happier than you've been for years. But despite this, you are trying to get back with her and, oh, by the way, she's a Villa fan.

Are you OK man???!!!
 

Marty

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so you're basically telling us that since splitting up a couple of weeks ago, you've been 'balls-deep' in 12 women, all of whom were better looking than your wife, and you're happier than you've been for years. But despite this, you are trying to get back with her and, oh, by the way, she's a Villa fan.

Are you OK man???!!!

I don't need to explain myself to you or anyone on here, but thanks for you concern.
 

vow

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I don't need to explain myself to you or anyone on here, but thanks for you concern.
However, you already explained without being asked that you're a walking stud-muffin, shagging loads of women, quite good looking and you've never been happier, m8.

Rightio!
 

shmmeee

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They charge for everything.

On a serious note though, after our relationship broke down, I did a lot to improve myself, I've never been happier in my life then I am currently, and the happiness seems to attract a lot of women. Although at the time I was obviously heart broken, it is probably the best thing that could have happened to me. I'm a completely different person.

Also helps being fairly good looking.

Ditto to all this my brother
 

richnrg

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Burnley fans singing 'no one likes us, we don't care'. They'll be singing 'You'll Never Walk alone' next.
 

Mr Panda

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Loud Romanian tenants next door who won't keep their fucking music down. Always turn it down in time before the Council noise team arrive.

They don't care, landlord doesn't care. Anyone got any ideas?
 

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