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Irish Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 2, 2018
  • #981
Earlsdon-Loyal-Blue said:
I’ll a used to be regular in the Wallace and the coaches from the pub have completely stopped since the Boat Scandal. Jimbo has covertly ran minibuses to Bradford and Fleetwood that he advertised on twitter but he didn’t go in the ground for either game.
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He was inside the ground at Bradford. I saw him there. Can't comment n other games.
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 2, 2018
  • #982
Irish Sky Blue said:
He was inside the ground at Bradford. I saw him there. Can't comment n other games.
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Was this him?

 

Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 2, 2018
  • #983
Did anybody even get a reply?
 
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procdoc

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 2, 2018
  • #984
Did that woman who was owed over a grand for the Barcelona trip ever get refunded?
 

oucho

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  • Dec 2, 2018
  • #985
procdoc said:
Did that woman who was owed over a grand for the Barcelona trip ever get refunded?
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I think she was just fishing
 
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Earlsdon-Loyal-Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 2, 2018
  • #986
clint van damme said:
and this is what I don't understand, if he did mislead people deliberately over the Charlton trip he has caused himself no end of grief and fucked up his two other City related sidelines, running coaches and selling badges as well as exiling himself from games. It just doesn't make sense.
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I agree but whilst Jimbo has pocketed the money - he can’t show his face in his local pub anymore and he can’t go and watch his team anymore for fear of getting a beating.

There’s only one person that’s benefited from this. Tim Fisher. For a solid two months he’s only been the second most hated person in Coventry.
 
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skyblueeyesrevisited

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #987
Where’s Joy in the rankings?
 

Otis

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #988
skyblueeyesrevisited said:
Where’s Joy in the rankings?
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She's uptown top I think.
 
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bawtryneal

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #989
What about Craig Bellamy and Steve Evans ?
 

Johnnythespider

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #990
bawtryneal said:
What about Craig Bellamy and Steve Evans ?
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Flotsam & jetsam
 

rob9872

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #991
Otis said:
She's uptown top I think.
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I thought she was more Isaiah
 

Otis

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #992
rob9872 said:
I thought she was more Isaiah
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Not Roger?
 
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rob9872

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #993
Otis said:
Not Roger?
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Ok you Beat me.
 
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oucho

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #994
rob9872 said:
I thought she was more Isaiah
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Or Ishmael...if we are going back to the nautical puns....
 

usskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #995
clint van damme said:
and this is what I don't understand, if he did mislead people deliberately over the Charlton trip he has caused himself no end of grief and fucked up his two other City related sidelines, running coaches and selling badges as well as exiling himself from games. It just doesn't make sense.
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It’s the equivalent of doing an ‘upper decker’ m8...

...in your own toilet
 

itsabuzzard

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #996
usskyblue said:
It’s the equivalent of doing an ‘upper decker’ m8...

...in your own toilet
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I hesitate to ask, but what's an "upper decker"?

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usskyblue

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #997
itsabuzzard said:
I hesitate to ask, but what's an "upper decker"?

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It’s a gift that keeps on giving m8
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #998
usskyblue said:
It’s a gift that keeps on giving m8
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Dont you have to finish up by "docking"?
 

itsabuzzard

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #999
usskyblue said:
It’s a gift that keeps on giving m8
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Stop teasing!

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usskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,000
Nick said:
Dont you have to finish up by "docking"?
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You can turn off the water and ‘dry dock’ it m8
 

usskyblue

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,001
itsabuzzard said:
Stop teasing!

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Your Google effed m8 ? It’s when someone takes a dump in the tank
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,002
usskyblue said:
Your Google effed m8 ? It’s when someone takes a dump in the tank
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Don't the other soldiers in the tank complain?
 
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itsabuzzard

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,003
usskyblue said:
Your Google effed m8 ? It’s when someone takes a dump in the tank
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Google's fine. I was just reeling from the shock; too stunned to comment. Tricky manoeuvre, needing a thorough risk assessment before straddling the cistern. Man's ingenuity knows no bounds.

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itsabuzzard

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,004
Otis said:
Don't the other soldiers in the tank complain?
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The goldfish weren't too pleased either.

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oucho

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,005
I am feeling better about myself now on the basis that I didn't previously know of this practice. Vile.

Got halfway through explaining it to Mrs, who had made the mistake of asking me why I was chortling, before she stalked off in disgust.
 
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Grendel

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,006
itsabuzzard said:
Google's fine. I was just reeling from the shock; too stunned to comment. Tricky manoeuvre, needing a thorough risk assessment before straddling the cistern. Man's ingenuity knows no bounds.

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Steve Harrison could do a lot better than that
 

itsabuzzard

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,007
Grendel said:
Steve Harrison could do a lot better than that
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I hope this isn't going to turn into a thread where posters share the imaginative places they've left a calling card. If it does, it could break all records.

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usskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,008
itsabuzzard said:
I hope this isn't going to turn into a thread where posters share the imaginative places they've left a calling card. If it does, it could break all records.

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Too L8 m8. The thread went to shit 10 pages ago..
 
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Otis

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,009
itsabuzzard said:
I hope this isn't going to turn into a thread where posters share the imaginative places they've left a calling card. If it does, it could break all records.

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Just the bowl for me and I'm not talking salad or rose or super.
 

itsabuzzard

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,010
Otis said:
Just the bowl for me and I'm not talking salad or rose or super.
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Sugar?

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usskyblue

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,011
itsabuzzard said:
Sugar?

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Yes honey ?
 
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oucho

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,012
itsabuzzard said:
I hope this isn't going to turn into a thread where posters share the imaginative places they've left a calling card. If it does, it could break all records.

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OK great, I'll start.

Not me personally, but I once worked in a factory making car airbags and we suddenly became aware that there was a 'phantom shitter' on the loose amongst the workforce. Fresh poos would turn up in unexpected places e.g. next to one of the presses, under a lathe, and so on. This went on at least weekly for a while, until management gradually sussed who it was.... surreptitiously followed the suspect to the bogs, let him go into trap #1, then burst in, broke the cubible door down and caught him red-handed delicately placing a newly laid turd into a little plastic bag, ready to be deposited somewhere on the factory floor when he was unobserved. Turned out his brother had been sacked by the firm, he thought unfairly, and he was trying to get his revenge.
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,013
oucho said:
OK great, I'll start.

Not me personally, but I once worked in a factory making car airbags and we suddenly became aware that there was a 'phantom shitter' on the loose amongst the workforce. Fresh poos would turn up in unexpected places e.g. next to one of the presses, under a lathe, and so on. This went on at least weekly for a while, until management gradually sussed who it was.... surreptitiously followed the suspect to the bogs, let him go into trap #1, then burst in, broke the cubible door down and caught him red-handed delicately placing a newly laid turd into a little plastic bag, ready to be deposited somewhere on the factory floor when he was unobserved. Turned out his brother had been sacked by the firm, he thought unfairly, and he was trying to get his revenge.
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Loving it! We're off to a flyer...

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Otis

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,014
Flyer?

Is that how the shit hits the fan?
 
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usskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #1,015
Otis said:
Flyer?
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*floater
 
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