Okay, this is from Piers Morgan, but still a few worrying facts about Tangoman.
'First we had the frogmarching of his players back out to the pitch for the half-time team talk against Manchester City. I thought it was quite funny at the time but you could argue it was the moment Hull's season went belly-up, as the players looked at their manager, ranting in full view of the crowd, and thought to themselves: 'Has the gaffer lost his marbles?'
They only won 1 in 19 games after this incident.
Soon afterwards, Brown reacted to his star player, Geovanni, complaining about being substituted by telling the world: 'I hope he fails his drugs test.'
And then came Bonkers Tuesday last week, when Brown lost the plot in the FA Cup quarter-final against Arsenal. Brown's charge sheet sounded worryingly similar to that sketch in Not The Nine O'Clock News where Constable Savage is accused of arresting foreigners for various misdemeanours including 'wearing loud clothes in a built-up area' and 'walking on the cracks in the pavement'.
Cesc Fabregas was charged with 'encroaching on the pitch at fulltime dressed in casual clothes'. And then with spitting. First AT Brian Horton, then at Brian Horton's FEET, and then somewhere NEAR Brian Horton's feet. There's no evidence it actually happened and Fabregas categorically denied it.
Meanwhile, Arsene Wenger was charged with never, ever shaking Brown's hand. Then video quickly emerged of him doing just that the last time the two clubs met.
Then there is the comment about the Italian footballer, Andrea Pirlo and Brown calling him homophobic for not wanting to play in England or elsewhere in Europe.
The guy's a loon.
