Crossed my mind. I go out onto my balcony and clap loudly to get them to fly away, but there's one of them that just sits there not moving. Fat bastard can't fly as it's eaten too much junk food, it sits there and I bet it's thinking " this is my patch mate, anyway piss off back to Bell Green !Catapult?
Not even 11am and neighbours on both sides are ignoring the restrictions with family visiting.
Crossed my mind. I go out onto my balcony and clap loudly to get them to fly away, but there's one of them that just sits there not moving. Fat bastard can't fly as it's eaten too much junk food, it sits there and I bet it's thinking " this is my patch mate, anyway piss off back to Bell Green !
This fat pigeon would love it I bet and it would be like steroids, and build it up even more. The area I'm currently in is the Chinese quarter I reckon, and I was thinking maybe pigeons are sacred to them, as they don't seem to mind them ?If i was being nasty (which i'm not) I would give him some of Trump's liquid intake.
Plastic owl?Hate pigeons. And where I'm staying in the city centre there's about a dozen of them on the balcony above my flat, what a racket they make. That cooing noise drives me nuts and even ear plugs can't drown them out. Other than that I'm okay !
Yeah, a curse of pigeons and a speeding motorcyclist.Feels horribly unjust that it's those types that probably won't get anything more than a runny nose. One of my neighbours who is clearly unfit for society is the same, he was never going to follow guidance, can only hope karma hits them in other ways.
Someone on my street lit their house up like the Blackpool Tower, bright purple ,andh a lasers shining into the sky last night... Sounded like their were a few people there too... The world's gone bonkers
A Michael Jackson Wannabee or perhaps he's still alive and living in Cov.I saw a guy in Morrisons shopping with a single glove on but was touching the trolley with the other hand as well.
A Michael Jackson Wannabee or perhaps he's still alive and living in Cov.
IS that a woman's top?
That is a washable mask it is a load of shit and really uncomfortable
To be fair, I have got one like it and some swimming goggles.
I couldn't find my daughters diving mask with snorkel else I'd go over the shop in that just to prove how stupid people look when they are chucking stuff on randomly.
Most people are refusing to wear them
Nice posing pouch, dude!!I got this and amazon workers got a two pound and hour pay rise.
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Nothing's going on my face if it ain't certified to the right British Standard (FWIW it's BS EN 14683:2019)
Is that what you tell the wife?
Matt Hancock is a knob.
“Hey baby, you look like your vag would pass ISO certification”
Time for an Audit I think. I’ll make an appointment with my clip board.“Hey baby, you look like your vag would pass ISO certification”
I was going to add that caveat, but i thought i'd get accused of posting "too much information"! How many likes did i miss out on, i wonder?!Is that what you tell the wife?
Driving to work this morning, some absolute tools on the road. One of them persisted to do about 15 in a 30, not sure if they were pissed up.
I saw a guy in Morrisons shopping with a single glove on but was touching the trolley with the other hand as well.
On the house price thing I would imagine high inflation once the economy gets going again due to the massive government debt. Your house could quite easily double in price over 10 years
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