I met John Goodman, 25 years ago, during a school trip to the Globe Theatre during A levels. A couple of us sneaked out of the tour for a joint by the river and he was just walking down the path next to it, with a friend. Starstruck, we cautiously asked for his autograph and he said 'Sure, you can have my autograph, if I can have your joint'. My friend and I looked at each other and then looked back at John and said 'Naaaaah'. He just laughed, said 'Good choice guys' and carried on walking.