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Irrational football social media hates (1 Viewer)

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  • Start date Jun 14, 2022
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Nick

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  • Jun 20, 2022
  • #71
Terry Gibson's perm said:
Look after him
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This reminds me.

Pub teams acting like they are Premier League on social media.
 
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SlowerThanPlatt

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 21, 2022
  • #72
 
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fatso

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 21, 2022
  • #73
People who say the the score is Nill all !

Wtaf is that all about? Its Nill Nill you absolute cock Womble !!!
 

Johhny Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 22, 2022
  • #74
fatso said:
People who say the the score is Nill all !

Wtaf is that all about? Its Nill Nill you absolute cock Womble !!!
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Technically it’s actually nil-nil
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jun 22, 2022
  • #75

This type of pretentious shit, how many people are dreaming of playing for Cov Utd. Delusional.
 
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ajsccfc

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 22, 2022
  • #76
YOU CHANCE TO IMPRESS
 
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GaryMabbuttsLeftKnee

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 22, 2022
  • #77
Sky Blues Extra tweeting some form of “Home is where the heart is
“ and an image of Highfield road 15 times a week


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SlowerThanPlatt

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 22, 2022
  • #78
GaryMabbuttsLeftKnee said:
Sky Blues Extra tweeting some form of “Home is where the heart is “ and an image of Highfield road 15 times a week


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The matey tone to former players is what gets me
 
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MusicDating

Euro 2016 Prediction League Champion!!
  • Jun 22, 2022
  • #79
Tinpot
 

CJ_covblaze

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 22, 2022
  • #80
Nick said:

This type of pretentious shit, how many people are dreaming of playing for Cov Utd. Delusional.
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Always great value. Was worried that the comedy would reduce once they’d been taken over. I’m pleased I was worrying for no reason.
 
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the rumpo kid

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 22, 2022
  • #81
He's got pace to burn
It's meat and drink to a player like him (c**t speak )
 

Johhny Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 23, 2022
  • #82
Nick said:

This type of pretentious shit, how many people are dreaming of playing for Cov Utd. Delusional.
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Might be a good opportunity to get Bright’s autograph
 
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SeaSeeEffCee

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  • Jun 23, 2022
  • #83
GaryMabbuttsLeftKnee said:
Sky Blues Extra tweeting some form of “Home is where the heart is
“ and an image of Highfield road 15 times a week


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If you ever want to know what Sky Blues Extra are going to tweet next just search the #pusb hashtag and find whatever was popular the day before. Made a decent enough name for themselves from just robbing content off other people.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jun 24, 2022
  • #84
People trying to find players on social media for their kids teams.

"Wanted, experienced, versatile player to slow into our growing U7 team. Must be able to play CM or CDM"

They are fucking 6 or 7 mate, how much experience do you want?
 
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shepardo01

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  • Jun 24, 2022
  • #85
Nick said:

This type of pretentious shit, how many people are dreaming of playing for Cov Utd. Delusional.
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I'd say this is quite worrying for them in terms of their recruitment for this coming season! They got by last season after their implosion on borrowing young kids from local football/education academies.
Now they've thrown the net out to anybody!
 

Grendel

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 25, 2022
  • #86
Nick said:
People trying to find players on social media for their kids teams.

"Wanted, experienced, versatile player to slow into our growing U7 team. Must be able to play CM or CDM"

They are fucking 6 or 7 mate, how much experience do you want?
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just looking at the link it’s £110 for a season ticket - who’d buy one
 

Earlsdon_Skyblue1

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  • Jun 27, 2022
  • #87
These fucking Instagram posts showing skills and how to do them (usually Japanese guys). They are absolutely useless in a real match scenario and most of the players they are idolising who come from that region have absolutely zero end product and are passionately despised by their own fan bases for their respective teams (mostly spain).

Does my fucking head in. Do that in a game and you are getting snapped.
 

ms639

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 27, 2022
  • #88
The phrase ‘give your head a wobble’ honestly makes me want to vomit every time I see it. Definitely started on football Twitter and gradually becoming standard phrasing, predominantly by 45+ year old blokes to anything they remotely disagree with


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Tommo1993

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  • Jun 27, 2022
  • #89
“He had no right to shoot/score from there”

Since when did you require a right to do something in football? Lee Hendrie says it all the time because he’s a c**t.
 
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SlowerThanPlatt

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #90
People tweeting Alan Nixon for his opinion on their outright bets for the season…
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #91
SlowerThanPlatt said:
People tweeting Alan Nixon for his opinion on their outright bets for the season…
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Yeah and even if he was the best expert in the world, how the fuck can he see into the future.
 

Winny the Bish

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #92
SlowerThanPlatt said:
People tweeting Alan Nixon for his opinion on their outright bets for the season…
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People tweeting Darragh MacAnthony for his opinion on their team's transfer business...
 
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SBT

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  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #93
Nick said:

This type of pretentious shit, how many people are dreaming of playing for Cov Utd. Delusional.
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Amazing that John Goodman would just put his number out there like that, must be loads of fans of The Big Lebowski or Monsters Inc who’ll try to call.
 
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Liquid Gold

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  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #94
Anybody that hangs on "football finance expert"'s bullshit
 

lordy_87

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #95
Stat twats
 

Hobo

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #96
TV pundits who say a defender scoring a goal got lucky when they executed a skill perfectly.

But no they are a defender so didnt mean it.

Just trust your fucking eyes over positional bias.
 
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SlowerThanPlatt

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #97
“They love their football in these parts” whenever Newcastle are on the tele

“Wand of a left foot”
 
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tom88

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #98
People referring to players positions as a number.
 
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SomersetSB

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 30, 2022
  • #99
“Down to the bare bones”‘makes me laugh.
Especially premier league team managers spending millions
 
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procdoc

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 1, 2022
  • #100
Top bin really gets on my tits.
 
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Blind-Faith

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 1, 2022
  • #101
tom88 said:
People referring to players positions as a number.
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This really does get on my tits, he can play as a 6 or a 9 blah blah blah. Just say he can play as a striker or just in behind etc
 

ccfctommy

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 1, 2022
  • #102
Earlsdon_Skyblue1 said:
These fucking Instagram posts showing skills and how to do them (usually Japanese guys). They are absolutely useless in a real match scenario and most of the players they are idolising who come from that region have absolutely zero end product and are passionately despised by their own fan bases for their respective teams (mostly spain).

Does my fucking head in. Do that in a game and you are getting snapped.
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Haha they have just started appearing on mine. There was a defending one, but you couldn't tell who was the defender and who was the attacker.
 
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aloisijohnnyaloisi

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 1, 2022
  • #103
SlowerThanPlatt said:
“Wand of a left foot”
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Funny how the wand is only for a left peg.

Nobody has a wand of a right foot.
 
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aloisijohnnyaloisi

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 1, 2022
  • #104
People who harp on about playing for an academy in their youth. I've met this guy on two occasions and both times he's managed to shoehorn into the conversation that he used to play for the Leicester academy.

No one cares, stop boring your wife.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Jul 1, 2022
  • #105
aloisijohnnyaloisi said:
People who harp on about playing for an academy in their youth. I've met this guy on two occasions and both times he's managed to shoehorn into the conversation that he used to play for the Leicester academy.

No one cares, stop boring your wife.
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To be fair, I could have been pro if it wasn't for the knee injury.


(and the fact I am nowhere near good enough but that doesn't sound as good)
 
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