Ccfcisparks
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Back in action tomorrow against Everton (in a behind closed doors game I assume)
David Bell (1 Viewer)
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fernandopartridge
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Didn't know Walsgrave Hospital had a side
We'll_live_and_die
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must be in the development squad? How do you know this?
Otis
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Hopefully the grass won't be too long so as to prevent tripping accidents and all splinters will have been removed from the bench.
Basically I'd just put him through a chemical shower before kick off and wrap him in bubble wrap.
He'll still probably end up being out again for 3 months with warts or carpet burns.
covcity4life
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yeh get on his back otis
great fan
great fan
Ccfcisparks
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He put it on twitter, not long before we see him on the bench I think
Otis
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Joy Division
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Here's to the all new positive support in 2013
covcity4life
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dont bother joy
some hypocrites will talk about bad vibes at ricoh in one thread and rip a player for no reason in another
some hypocrites will talk about bad vibes at ricoh in one thread and rip a player for no reason in another
Otis
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No-one has said they're not going to support him. but sorry, 85 games in FOUR years? He should have been got shot of a long, long time ago and it's only banter.
Rip a player? Get a grip.
Makes mental note.
No jokes about Bell's glass legs
No jokes about Andy Thorn's girth
No jokes about ROD on Blackpool beach
No jokes about Cody's girth
No jokes about Kilbane picking up his pension.
In fact, let's just ban all jokes and be done with it!
New Year, same old stuffed shirts I see.
Rip a player? Get a grip.
Makes mental note.
No jokes about Bell's glass legs
No jokes about Andy Thorn's girth
No jokes about ROD on Blackpool beach
No jokes about Cody's girth
No jokes about Kilbane picking up his pension.
In fact, let's just ban all jokes and be done with it!
New Year, same old stuffed shirts I see.
Astute
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Of course he would. Might fall off it and injure himself though.
Joy Division
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I can sometimes understand people criticizing a player for poor performances, but laying into someone for being injured is something I've never understood. As if the player wants to be injured FFS
Anyway, I'm off to Walsgrave hospital to abuse all the sick people.
Anyway, I'm off to Walsgrave hospital to abuse all the sick people.
LJC_CCFC
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No-one has said they're not going to support him. but sorry, 85 games in FOUR years? He should have been got shot of a long, long time ago and it's only banter.
Rip a player? Get a grip.
Makes mental note.
No jokes about Bell's glass legs
No jokes about Andy Thorn's girth
No jokes about ROD on Blackpool beach
No jokes about Cody's girth
No jokes about Kilbane picking up his pension.
In fact, let's just ban all jokes and be done with it!
New Year, same old stuffed shirts I see.
Exactly, you get slaughtered for having a sense of humour on here
lordsummerisle
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I just hope he doesn't play RM like he has throughout his career.
lordsummerisle
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You are Jimmy Saville and I claim my five pounds.
We'll_live_and_die
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You also get slated for asking if three defeats in a row would affect the teams confidence. Don't you Otis?
Joy Division
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A joke has a punchline, and is usually quite funny.
covcity4life
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exactly
otis is a good lad and can be funny but in this case he failed and is now throwing a tantrum:laugh:
otis is a good lad and can be funny but in this case he failed and is now throwing a tantrum:laugh:
Otis
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How dare you!! I am deeply insulted!
Call yourself a fan?
:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
Otis
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Slated?
i think some people are getting very, very touchy, very, very easily.
I wasn't slating you, just found the thread unnecessary. How on earth is that slating? Just questioned the need for the post.
And I was just making a bit of fun of David Bell's injury proneness. From that people some how deduce that I am not going to support him when he pulls the Sky Blue shirt on. It's laughable.
And I am not throwing a tantrum. I find the whole fake outrage thing hilarious!
We'll_live_and_die
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Calm down dear. I can imagine you stamping your feet in a fit of outrage.
lordsummerisle
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Slated?
i think some people are getting very, very touchy, very, very easily.
I wasn't slating you, just found the thread unnecessary. How on earth is that slating? Just questioned the need for the post.
And I was just making a bit of fun of David Bell's injury proneness. From that people some how deduce that I am not going to support him when he pulls the Sky Blue shirt on. It's laughable.
And I am not throwing a tantrum. I find the whole fake outrage thing hilarious!
Manufactured hysteria, outrage and moral panic is what makes Britain great.
Off to stone a paediatrician now with the rest of my dyslexic mob.
Otis
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Outrage, Rich?
So far from reality it's untrue.
I am sitting here on the sofa and my wife keeps looking at me and asking me why i have a great big grin on my face.
Told her that's it's because we have some wet lettuces on the football forum who are getting their knickers in a twist!
I'm having the opposite of a tantrum.
Slating! That really did make me smile!
Do you write to Points of View at all? Or the Telegraph letters page?
So far from reality it's untrue.
I am sitting here on the sofa and my wife keeps looking at me and asking me why i have a great big grin on my face.
Told her that's it's because we have some wet lettuces on the football forum who are getting their knickers in a twist!
I'm having the opposite of a tantrum.
Slating! That really did make me smile!
Do you write to Points of View at all? Or the Telegraph letters page?
We'll_live_and_die
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Do you write to Points of View at all? Or the Telegraph letters page?
I can't read, let alone write.
covcity4life
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your cracking otis,deep breaths
i slate christie when he plays shit,dont mean i dont support him
i am sure you will support bell too, but let him friggen play first
we all know hes injury prone but daily jokes till he gets fit is overkill, lets wish him well and hope robins works some magic on him
i slate christie when he plays shit,dont mean i dont support him
i am sure you will support bell too, but let him friggen play first
we all know hes injury prone but daily jokes till he gets fit is overkill, lets wish him well and hope robins works some magic on him
Otis
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Where's the daily jokes then?
Thought he's disappeared into the ether, along with all the jokes.
Of course I will support him. There is many a player I don't rate at all, but the moment they pull on that Sky Blue jersey I back them 100%.
He does have legs made of glass though.
Thought he's disappeared into the ether, along with all the jokes.
Of course I will support him. There is many a player I don't rate at all, but the moment they pull on that Sky Blue jersey I back them 100%.
He does have legs made of glass though.
Joy Division
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I get the point of making jokes about things in life, I really do. I just think laying into a player.........sorry, 'joking' about a player being injured is a bit of a shit thing to do.
kg82
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That explains it then!
Anyone know what the antonym of 'tantrum' is? I want to put into words what I am feeling right now.
Besides, my missus is threatening to slap me if I don't 'get that soppy grin off my face!'
Sounds like smugness?
fernandopartridge
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I've seen Bell play enough times to know he is a waste of space, not only is he a waste of space, he's a highly paid waste of space. He should have been given medical retirement.
covcity4life
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well my trolling work is done here..........imp:
imp:
Otis
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Hand in your Sky Blue membership, remove your tatoo's and find yourself with a lifetime ban from City games you traitor!!
lordsummerisle
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General rule of thumb is every player playing for Coventry is brilliant, even if in reality they're a bit crap, unless somebody is pretty good and they get transferred elsewhere, when they then become crap and over-rated.
Any deviation from these rules means that you are either a traitor and/or a Leicester fan.
Any deviation from these rules means that you are either a traitor and/or a Leicester fan.
